Xanax

[Neventii]

So I popped 4mg half-way through class and apparently I rode my bike back to my dorm, gave my keys to someone I don't even remember who and when the security guard took me to the nurse she said "hi, anon", and i replied with "wow you're pretty hot would you like to forget", she looked at me blankly and the guard had no idea what to do i said "well you had your chance, forget you too then" and passed out for 18 hours

I woke up the next day and asked what happened and she just told me to go back to sleep and asked "are you okay"

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[Red Spy]

Cool story bro

[Freek]

teh lyfe of a kool kid

[sir dooble]

Are you sure it was xanax, and not oak leaves?

[Foxscotch]

hey guys i just drank like 400mg of ritalin and had love with my cat and when i woke up he just looked at me and said "I've had better"

[Red Spy]

How small is your richard

[Kohoutek]

hey guys im also a cool drug kid.. yeah... i love paracetamol... that stuff sent me like to another dimension dude..

[gebenuwell]

totally tubular, my dude

[bloody jumper]

For reference, full grown adults usually take 1mg at the max. So he was in for a bad time from the start.

[Neventii]

Are you sure it was xanax, and not oak leaves?

all these loving haters just wishing they were on my level

[Daswiruch]

hey guys im also a cool drug kid.. yeah... i love paracetamol... that stuff sent me like to another dimension dude..

bruh thats forgetin weak fexofenadine is the real stuff

[Kohoutek]

bruh thats forgetin weak fexofenadine is the real stuff

hey dude i used the weaker stuff as a starting point just to show you guys... i've done even harder stuff than that LOL pusillanimous individual
ever heard of... loratadine... potassium chloride... ibuprofen... and a bunch of other stuff i don't even remember the name of
dont mess with me dude.. i've done so many drugs my friends call me the toxic waste disposal bin....

[Daswiruch]

hey dude i used the weaker stuff as a starting point just to show you guys... i've done even harder stuff than that LOL pusillanimous individual
ever heard of... loratadine... potassium chloride... ibuprofen... and a bunch of other stuff i don't even remember the name of
dont mess with me dude.. i've done so many drugs my friends call me the toxic waste disposal bin....

dude that goes really hard
you didnt have to do this to me bro
i didn't ask to be immolated

[blockguy™]

i sip on the xan daily

[Bisjac]

just be an adult and take some acid.