Alright im DQ'ing the name Betel because I can think of a bunch of forumers I'd name the slug after and he's not one of them so we're sticking with Slugger
Anyways slugger wont come out from under his leaf to eat his lettuce I think he's mad at me because I called him a fat cunt
Don't give the slug any sugary stuff. It'll kill it because that stuff absorbs water which isn't good for Slugger. I actually kept a slug for a long while (two years) as a pet (to the amusement of my father) when I was 10.
You should give it a life sentence instead.
I think it would be cool to have a pet slug but my landlord would probably bitch me the forget out and I'm way too lazy to shovel slug poo out of a Tupperware on a regular basis. In the end it'd just be cruel to leave the slug in a stuffty environment without the will to maintain it