This is richardhead McFreeLoader. A couple weeks ago my housemate came flying into my room screaming her head off that there was a slug in the laundry. So I went downstairs, picked it up, and put it outside. The next day, there was a slug in the laundry. So I picked him up, and put him outside. And the next loving day, there he was again in the laundry. This happened 7 times.
So now I'm kinda pissed. But instead of just stomping on the dumbass, I'm going to teach him a lesson about trespassing and personal space. I'm going to hold him prisoner for like 5-7 days or something. I don't really know anything about caring for a slug though and I already ruined some Tupperware housing him. If it survives his sentence in THE CUBE, despite my negligent care taking ability and my housemate's disapproval, he will have earned his freedom and I will return him to the dirt outside the lake area near my house.
This is it's enclosure:
It's not fantastic but it's also not going to be a permanent pet. It's currently eating some lettuce I think. I'm going to spritz some water in the enclosure occasionally and keep a lid on it with a hole in the middle. Unfortunately these cunts can crawl upside down (please nerf) so he might escape into my room in the middle of the night which will really piss me off especially if he crawls onto my college papers. He didn't seem to want to escape as much when I put a bunch of lettuce in there for him to munch on though. If it lays eggs in there I might just have to let him go immediately, but don't tell it I said that.
I'll keep everyone updated on his progress but for now I need a new name. richardhead McFreeLoader is fine but it's too long. What should I name it?
possible names so far:
- Bark
- Morss
- Donald
- Pipi
- Columbine
- (lil') Slugger
- Borte
- Tony
- PRISONER #046
- Phil
- Betelgeuse
Poll