The owner of 4chan has to be Jewish, OP. I think that guy in the wheelchair who invented 8chan should buy it.
Relax, nothing will change as per usual. He'll probably just add boards.
Nah, he'll probably let the mods who were already there do whatever they would do, and then reap the ad revenue.
And hey, if a big guy like Martin Shkreli buys 4chan, it might boost the site's visitor rate, in turn, giving him loadsamoney.