What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Merp]

I don't remember any of my very recent dreams so I'll just tell you guys one from my childhood thats actually pretty loving rediculous

so I had a dream where I woke up one night only to see Kermit,playing a banjo sitting on my brother(who was asleep at the time) then he loving turned his head to me and before he could open his mouth I woke up

seriously what the forget were younger me's dreams

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[plexy]

no idea how you guys remember your dreams. i cannot remember any of mine.

[Taciturn]

I can't think of one, but lately I've been having dreams where I kill people and it was always impossible before. Like if I tried to shoot somebody I'd always magically miss.

But I've had three dreams recently where I shot people and one where I stabbed a dude.

[Drydess]

i dreamed of browsing and posting on the blf, completely normally

[MoltenKitten]

I was walking through the halls of my school completely naked while firing off 2 machine guns, I didn't hit anybody and nobody seemed to notice.

[The Resonte!]

i dreamed of browsing and posting on the blf, completely normally

then you wake up and see that what YOU POSTED ACTUALLY EXISTED

[happyonion]

i dreamed of browsing and posting on the blf, completely normally

that means you're dreaming now.
wake up.

[freshmin]

i remembered some more

i was following scooby doo characters through a large desert filled with train tracks and abandoned trains
i was walking around my school in my underwear except there was a lot of trees branching out of the walls
i was escaping from balloon people in a house but one ended up catching me and eating me
i found a mansion through a complex series of events and there was a girl with no eyes that wanted to be my friend
i also used to have reoccurring dreams of people i knew sliding towards me with their heads shaking, the dream would always stop before they got too close

[SubDaWoofer]

Lucid dreaming is pretty damn cool to be honest, im gonna try to lucid dream tonight again
any of you had lucid dreams recently?
edit: so far i think ive had like 6 lucid dreams? its pretty cool tbh and all of your fears essentially go away and you can loving fly into the sun without any fear

[happyonion]

Lucid dreaming is pretty damn cool to be honest, im gonna try to lucid dream tonight again
any of you had lucid dreams recently?

I've actually never had a lucid dream.
Any tips on how to have one?

[cooolguy32]

Any tips on how to have one?

[Kitty-Kat]

i also had a dream where my cat was feeding some mice m&ms

[Charles Barkley]

Time for a nightmare story.

It was in some kind of alternate 70's where the world was technologicly capable of sending regular people into space with these space homes
I was alone in one of them and was sleeping in my bed, and then I hear someone come into the airlock
I freak the forget out and hide in the closet of the bedroom

The person stays for like an hour, I can hear him breaking everything in the house

And then it suddenly stops, and I hear the airlock again
I get out to see what happened and noticed the person threw all of my food into the airlock and broke all communications to anyone I could get to
I go for three days without food and water

I'm in the corner of the living room, just crying
And then he shows up again

He didnt go with the food and water in the airlock, he stayed for those three days hiding

He beats me up and ties me to a chair
He puts me in the airlock

And then he sends me in space

For the rest of the dream it was me with a scared expression on my face flying into the depths of space

[The Resonte!]

i remember one about space

i was blasted off along with an escape pod

but not in the escape pod

into space

and i felt my lungs get crushed

[JBlitz404]

I was walking through the halls of my school completely naked while firing off 2 machine guns, I didn't hit anybody and nobody seemed to notice.

Oh wow, I had a dream just like this, but instead of me having machine guns, I was just having an normal school day naked. Not only that, but I was having severe anxiety from it in-dream, so it totally messed with me when I woke up.