What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[happyonion]

Last year I had a dream that Jimmy Neutron was chasing me, and he dressed like Guy Fieri.
I tripped and fell and then he started stabbing me.

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[Master Matthew²]

The weirdest dream I ever had was when my pet cat shoved his face into a grill
and when he pulled it out his eyes were fire and he started talking backwards...
he said "dalas a tae, yobtaf yeH" and proceeded to start kicking me in the chin.
At this point I ran so fast i changed dreams and i was riding a loving cloud but it was so
high i had a fear boner, and when i woke up i found out that it was a wet dream.

EDIT:
I have this weird thing that happens to me every now and again, I'm not sure if you would count this as a dream,
but its as if a flow of memories rushes into my mind, and then almost immediately dissapears, I barely know what I
see each time, but most times its a city I have never seen before, with a bill board on top of a building, and a few buildings
in the distance, other than that I barely can remember these visions.

[News]

i had this dream about 3 or so days ago that i had wings (was still human)
and i basically flew around nashville for a while it was cool

i also had a dream that my dad caught me jacking off so he cut my richard off with a machete

[Zotron]

I took some Melatonin before I went to bed, and I've been told that it can do some weird things to your dreams:

the only thing I can remember is this artificial-looking city with poorly-animated and rendered airplanes that we're turning in jerks on the road. The houses and grass of the city looked fake. The houses were pure plastic-white and the grass was that fake stuff which i can't remember the name for. The "camera" angle was on what would be a driveway, but there was none. The angle was facing a woman and a man, both naked, engaged in a conversation. (Meanwhile there are the planes turning and moving on the street). Finally, the sun itself looked fake and there were no clouds in the sky. Don't ask why i remember this so well.

Forgot to add: the man and woman were standing on the fake grass

[SubDaWoofer]

i had 3 loving /lucid dreams/ in a goddamn row like 5 days ago
i cant remember but the last one was the weirdest but i cant really remember

[Steve5451²]

I was a news cameraman following a high speed chase and to get a better shot I somehow jumped through his cars passenger window and sat in the passenger seat with my camera pointed towards his face while he outran the cops. Somewhere along the lines he befriended me so I put down the camera and started shooting out the police's tires. He threw me a massive bag of dope and told me to hold on to it. We eventually drove the car into the ocean and out swam the police. The dope dissolved or something and I was afraid he'd find out. We swam onto shore and went into a warehouse where we suddenly had assault rifles and we took down an entire gang.

It makes zero sense and I love it.

[SubDaWoofer]

oh yeah i once had this dream where a giant duck was chasing me and when it caugh up to me it jumped on me and broke my ribs
dont ask

[bestguy22]

i sniff a wall and die

[cooolguy32]

I had a dream where it was a false awakening, so I thought I woke up until some guy just hit my window and then I really woke up. Also I multiple dreams involving these things that looked like humans called The Yeti with big grins on their face and they were wearing prison outfits like this but in black and orange, they will grab and hold on to my shoulders and scream "CHEESE" in my face or tickle me while saying "Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti". I kinda wish I had more Yeti dreams. I actually try to recreated these dreams though videos and loving roblox.

[Kitty-Kat]

so basically i was ariel the mermaid, and i was like in call of duty or some stuff. there were hoards of talking zebras attacking me and i had to fend them off from my house.

[Willymcmilly]

Honestly I don't even want to tell it because of how personal it is.

[Insert Name Here²]

the weirdest is just sleep paralysis

[Hansome duded]

i dreamed i was giving birth to jar jar binks' son

this isn't a stuffpost for once im not loving kidding

[Insert Name Here²]

i dreamed i was giving birth to jar jar binks' son

this isn't a stuffpost for once im not loving kidding

oh my loving god lmao

[Akio-]

no idea how you guys remember your dreams. i cannot remember any of mine.