[blogland] My school rumoured to get shot up tomorrow by those "Killer Clowns"

[McJob]

I always keep a knife in my backpack

This is the kind of behaviour that normal, socially-acceptable people exhibit.

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[MoltenKitten]

are you being a clown for halloween by any chance?

This is the kind of behaviour that normal, socially-acceptable people exhibit.

half the kids at my school brought knives to school on a daily basis

[Daswiruch]

I always keep a knife in my backpack

you're breaking the forgetin rules of your school by bringing a weapon into it

[McZealot]

the worst thing ive ever brought to school was definitely illegal fireworks

On the slim chance it does happen though, I always keep a knife in my backpack so rip clowns

this is wrong not only in the fact that you carry a weapon to school but also that you think you could subdue multiple honor students via a pocket knife

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On the slim chance it does happen though, I always keep a knife in my backpack so rip clowns

how does it feel to brag about breaking the rules of the school my cool dude!?!?

[McJob]

half the kids at my school brought knives to school on a daily basis

If half the kids at your school forgeted toy ponies, would you too?

[MoltenKitten]

If half the kids at your school forgeted toy ponies, would you too?

no, that's gross

[hodot]

my best friend got kicked out of a football game for coming in a Gumby suit because it kinda resembled a clown

[Red Spy]

All the schools near me are saying they're going to be shot up

It's obviously bs but it's still pretty funny to hear kids yelling about how they're "Not coming to school tomorrow"

the worst thing ive ever brought to school was definitely illegal fireworks

Did you set them off?

[KruppLancaster]

are you eventually going to start driving a rental truck filled with fertilizer because the police officer looked at you funny

[Akio-]

I always keep a knife in my backpack so rip clowns

bringing a knife to school is one of the stupidest decisions you could make

[Perry]

bringing a knife to school is one of the stupidest decisions you could make

he takes selfies with loaded guns. i bet money he'll be the one to don the clown mask and rustle through his backpack violently at school

[Awesomebread²]

supposedly there coming to mine tomorrow as well.

[Daswiruch]

supposedly there coming to mine tomorrow as well.

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