Poll

hello I am an additional Poll. please select your Top Choice.

Nonneld Annoying Orange of the Republican Conservation League
5 (19.2%)
Toothless of the Dragon Party
7 (26.9%)
June Cough of the Nationalscheißelist Party
1 (3.8%)
Bernie Dabwell of the Dab-ocratic Party
13 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 26

Author Topic: [VOTE] 2016 US Presidential Election: VOTING SEASON! WA, ID, NV!! VOTE!  (Read 34027 times)

they're already both real you deplorable

shut the forget up and elect me


no
saying that cause when im prez of this stuff your ass is being deported

they're already both real you deplorable
shut the forget up and elect me
ofc there's already a Annoying Orange we don't need two more

Stances:

Any and all citizens will be paired with a required living rubber symbiote, benefits include:

Free healthcare: Living Rubber is self repairing to itself and the host, gone are the days of the common cold. No other system can compare and we will deliver.

Equal opportunity in all work environments for all genders. Your minds will never again rest on ideas of discrimination in the workplace and pay will be fixed.

Hive mind community fellowship: You will meet and be a part of a bigger purpose and make new friends. All of them sharing the passion for Rubber like you do!

A sense of purpose: Once you have joined us you will never again feel worthless on the world, and you will be able to spread the joy of Rubber to others who are worried about making that next step!

All immigration is welcomed and accepted!

Economically we wish for everyone to be equal!

Vote for the Rubber Party today and receive a free rubber symbiote!

latex symbiote are funded with courtesy from the Dragon Party



If you don't legitimize my party Jario I'm going to start pushing heroin through the streets and sell my stock in various wonder 500 companies to oversea countries

how

dare

you

VOTE DRAGON PARTY!

ALL KNIGHTS ARE PROVEN TO BE GAY. THIS IS FACT. NOT OPINION. WHEN KNIGHTVILLE SENDS THEIR KNIGHTS, THEY AREn"T SENDING THEIR BEST!
THEY'RE SENDING THEIR PILLAGERS, THEIR PLUNDERERS, THEIR PRINCESS STEALERS!

DEPORT ALL KNIGHTS!

(im not a loving illegal u hobnobber)

AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE BREAKS YOUR DOME, HM? DO YOU ENJOY HAVING GLASS FALLING FROM THE SKY?

I AM MAKING COLLEGE COST $1. THIS IS AN EFFECTIVE COMPROMISE. yes.

AND I TOO WILL MAKE AMERICA THE GREATEST POWER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! with living rubber courtesy of the rubber party. my VP is Endium

RUSSIA BTFO!!!!

VOTE DRAGON PARTY!

ladies and gentlemen, behold the savage dragons at their finest. they want our precious middle class - the knights - deported. this is surely so they can fill up our country with their dirty illegal immigration. furthermore, watch how he steals the policies i put forth. surely he is lying, and will never act on his promises.

stances:

Any and all citizens who are anything besides straight white men will wear pink stars to flag out their degeneracy.

Healthcare is pay2win.

If you're a white straight male who is not a furry or a weeb, you get rights.

There is no purpose in life.

Am gonna change my votes
1. Dragon Party
2. Rubber Party
3. Bernie Dabwell
4. Jairo
5. freek

ladies and gentlemen, behold the savage dragons at their finest. they want our precious middle class - the knights - deported. this is surely so they can fill up our country with their dirty illegal immigration. furthermore, watch how he steals the policies i put forth. surely he is lying, and will never act on his promises.
how. DARE you.

Knights are the filthiest of the filthy. They contribute nothing to society. They rape and steal at a rate twenty times that of the normal population and they don't even have documentation! They are the definition of S C U M. The middle class has only to GAIN by deporting them!

My stances are 100% all of my own. I thought of them. You stol mine, clearly! Look at this liar over here, clearly, he is not fit to be president.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2016, 10:36:38 PM by Ipquarx »

I'm reporting the dragon party to the FCC for using restricted intellectual property as their party logo

I vote the dragon party : D

1. Rubber Party
2. Dragon Party
3. Bernie Dabwell
4. Jairo
5. freek

My votes

the People's Democratic Republican Union Party endorses the Republic of Somalian-American Relations Party