1. Jairo/Smug Anime Girl Party
2. Donald Annoying Orange/Republican Conservation League
3. June Cough/nasis
4. Bernie Dabwell/Dab-ocratic Party
5. Toothless/Dragon
6. Eon/Democratic Republic Party of Somalian-American Relations
lets get right to the facts. these parties (aside from Annoying Orange & nasis, these are good people) are beginning to fall apart at the seams already. The Democratic Republic Party of Somalian-American Relations Party area already throwing their election away. just look at this, coming right from their mouths;
Stop stealing my ideas and policies, you weeb forget. We shall sanction Japan and make Somalia the 51st state.
they're trying to go at our rights now look at that. they're also wanting to push harder sanctions onto japan. for what reason? these people want to take away from you, americans. we cannot let this happen; smug anime girls have been a tradition and expression of freedom since 1774. and on 1775, what happened when the british tried to take our smug anime girls away? we beat their asses back over the atlantic.
but today, we have reason to believe the somalian party is dangerous. our rights to smug are under attack once again. we have reason to believe they pirate music, tv shows, and anime themselves. these are dangerous people, and we cannot stop them without YOUR help, the american people. let's dispel this fiction they're just 'one of those other parties' you go to if you don't like the other parties. they're just as worse.
so please, go out and do your duty, fellow americans. go out and vote smug anime girl party to ensure your freedom and right to smug as you please. we will ensure you safety, smug girls, and beef stroganoff.
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