Hi, I am Clippy, your office assistant.

[Hansome duded]

Would you like some assistance today?

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

Yes~

[TheABELBOTO]

Hey what happened to Isabelle

[Mr Queeba]

do me a favor and help me write this letter

[Ipquarx]

oh yeah baby, assist me harder

[SimpleFish]

oh yeah baby, assist me harder

bro...., clippy is only 17, im calling the police

[Masterlegodude]

Download and install bonzi buddy

[Master Matthew²]

bro...., clippy is only 17, im calling the police

Now who's the one gettin' clipped?

[cooolguy32]

[Insert Name Here²]

Yes~

[Space1255]

Hey what happened to Isabelle

She retired :(

[NotBomberguy]

Yes~

[Swollow]

tell me a joke

[Willymcmilly]

give me a clipjob

[Red Spy]

Get me coffee