Russia preparing for nuclear war. Americans worried about Kim kardasian.

[Badspot]

Honestly, looking at Kim K's butt is probably a better time investment.  A US Nuclear strike would probably hit first with trident missiles from nearby submarines - you'd have like 10 minutes of warning max.  If you made it you wouldn't survive the aftermath because all the bees would be killed.  Are they building bee shelters?

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[The Murderous Cop]

Honestly, looking at Kim K's butt is probably a better time investment.  A US Nuclear strike would probably hit first with trident missiles from nearby submarines - you'd have like 10 minutes of warning max.  If you made it you wouldn't survive the aftermath because all the bees would be killed.  Are they building bee shelters?

oh my loving god badspot i love you

[Rally]

I need to add bees to my survival gear

[Poliwhirl]

[ShadowsfeaR]

It's pretty ignorant to think it won't happen. Russia is training 40 million with nuclear drills.

Don't care. If I die, I die. What, am I going to punch a nuke out of the sky?...

... Are you able to give me this power?

[Badspot]

What, am I going to punch a nuke out of the sky?...

No dude, you use a drill.  Aren't you paying attention?

[Ragequit]

No dude, you use a drill.  Aren't you paying attention?

how long do you recommend the drill bit to be

[Master Matthew²]

how long do you recommend the drill bit to be

As long as the list of Lord Tony's sources.

[ShadowsfeaR]

No dude, you use a drill.  Aren't you paying attention?

Actually, are YOU paying attention? Russia is using nuclear powered drills. They're going all out, bore through the earth's crust to launch a strike from underneath our loving feet.

[Ragequit]

As long as the list of Lord Tony's sources.

so no drill bit?

[gr8dayseth]

Actually, are YOU paying attention? Russia is using nuclear powered drills. They're going all out, bore through the earth's crust to launch a strike from underneath our loving feet.

i really dig their plan here

[Master Matthew²]

so no drill bit?

like badspot said, if we're nuked, even if we survive, we're forgeted eitherway.

i really dig their plan here

That joke was really low.

[Nix the Glaceon]

it's because we like ass over safety

[Lord Tony®]

C'mon, the burden of proof is on you.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-nuclear-weapon-training-attack-radiation-moscow-vladimir-putin-a7345461.html

[e-maxx]

The forget is the general public supposed to do about nuclear war anyway? Line up and form a human shield around the white house?
Informed or not we're going to die, I might as well get to see as much ass as possible before I go.

Besides out of all the stuff we got going on this country right now Russia is one of the last things the American public needs to worry about.