Russia preparing for nuclear war. Americans worried about Kim kardasian.

[Drydess]

nuclear war is the least of my worries. im far more concerned about the furry research economy

this man should be president

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

this man should be president

only if he wishes to eradicate it

[Perry]

[Drydess]

i shat myself

[Foxscotch]

my choppers are up

[Ide]

If war does happen, Obama could claim that it is a state of emergency and suspend elections.

[Poliwhirl]

If war does happen, Obama could claim that it is a state of emergency and suspend elections.

game theory

[KruppLancaster]

"nuclear war is just around the corner!!!" -everyone during the cold war


but guess what it NEVER happened!!!

[Becquerel]

"nuclear war is just around the corner!!!" -everyone during the cold war


but guess what it NEVER happened!!!

Well, the cliosest we came was the Cuban Missile CrCIA and the Able Archer 1983 exercises, and the only time a Presidential "Nuclear Briefcase" was used was by the Russians back in '95 by Boris Yeltsin when a rocket launch that resembled an actual Trident SLBM was launched and encountered an Air Corridor that was determined to be one that Minuteman III ICBMs from North Dakota would use to reach Moscow

weve come extremely close to loving over Earth, but so far it hasn't actually happened.

[Frequency]

Holy stuff...

This really is the end isn't it?

it ain't the end til I say so

[Lord Tony®]

Back then we had duck and cover.

Today we have nothing, not even preparing.

[e-maxx]

Back then we had duck and cover.

Today we have nothing, not even preparing.

I mean you can do all the preparation you want, not going to help you in the end buddo.

[Clownfish]

Back then we had duck and cover.

Today we have nothing, not even preparing.

you do know that you can't hide from a nuke right
duck and cover does jack stuff
it was a placebo
you're not gonna listen though so

[Rally]

I can't wait to enslave all these "there is no point in preparing" cucks after I emerge from my survival bunker with my superior survival bees after civilization has fallen.

[VerticalHorizon]

Where are the Brotherhood of Steel when you need them.