bragging thread

[Ravencroft·]

I felt the wondeful feeling of shooting a fully automatic m249 while getting paid to do so

can I pay you to take care of someone for me too?

[Ad Bot]

[SetGaming]

i can't brag

[otto-san]

my muscles are really big and strong

[Zloff]

i can bust a pop 1080 in street clothes high enough to blow someone's head off

i can also backflip on concrete which is like the only move any non-tricker ever cares about seeing

38" vertical at 5'10

wtf what is your routine

[Nonnel]

opened this thread and didn't even recognize that it was mine

[Nix the Glaceon]

i have a 2-centimeter richard! take that!

[Malleo100]

I can dance like a wet sausage to any song

[Ravencroft·]

38" vertical at 5'10

That's difficult to believe considering there's only like 20 players in the NBA capable of doing that. I would love to be proven wrong with a video though.

[Nonnel]

I am infinitely cool

[Master Matthew²]

I am infinity +1 smart!

[Refticus]

I am infinity +1 smart!

[Bisjac]

i can put like 300 m&ms in my mouth

[Frequency]

i lost eight pounds in a month from just walking and counting calories

feels pretty good

[crazy54311]

I can rant about the very simplest of things
I can eat a hell of a lot of spaghetti
I have never posted any smug anime gril
Im not dead inside
Im not like this overdramatic bitch girl infront of me in my spanish class
I can be sleeping and still finish my test before time ends
I havent told anyone to kill theirselves irl
i can eat a family size bag of skittles before sundown
i also have never talked on any teamspeak or discord server, ever

[Frequency]

i can ride my bike with no handlebars