FalafelPizzasniffer rolls a 1!
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DorkyGigglePants rolls a *sigh* 7...
You revived yourself but decided to not forget reality.... yaaaay....
Zippy the Lizardchunks and Snottybarfchunks909 roll a 2!
The megaphone is actually just a tiny speaker (since you and everyone else are tiny except for Jerry and his Robot), and you tried to scream into it. He stomps on you to get you to shut up. 6/7 Hearts! TIP: Repeating the same attack over and over may increase your chances of rolling a 2 or 1. lumpylizardchunks4 decided to throw the speaker at the robot, dealing no damage to it.
BUTTERCUPCHUCKLEFANNIES rolls a 5!
The Red Gaia Eraser blasts at the Jiggy-Jogger 2000, dealing 198 damage to it.
Zsa-ZsaChickenTushie! rolls a 5!
A Spaceship comes in and fires at the Jiggy-Jogger 2000, dealing 90 damage to it.
Loopy32 rolls a 4!
You played a violin terribly, and Jerry's eardrums burst. 5 damage inflicted!
buttercupgerbillips rolls a 1!
You told the Jiggy-Jogger 2000 how unimpressive and unoriginal he is. Jerry gets mad and steps on you, squishing you. DEAD.
Jiggy-Jogger 2000 HP: 71.
PLAYERS HP:
FalafelPizzasniffer: 7/7.
DorkyGigglePants: 1/1.
Zippy the Lizardchunks: 6/7.
Snottybarfchunks909: 6/7.
lumpylizardchunks4: 7/7.
BUTTERCUPCHUCKLEFANNIES: 7/7.
Zsa-ZsaChickenTushie!: 7/7.
Loopy32: 7/7.
buttercupgerbillips: DEAD.