Zippy the Lizardchunks rolls a 3!
You grasped your injured hand and SCREAMED.
lumpylizardchunks4 rolls a 3!
You fired a rubber band at the Jiggy-Jogger 2000. It just bounces off of it.
FalafelPizzasniffer rolls a 3!
Y̴̦o͉͎̫̬̹͖u͙͙̼͘ ͇̞t̬̩̻̤̖̕r̙̥̞̺i͉͡ͅḛd͚̞̣̮ ̲̝͚̘ͅt̲͎͈̙̼͍̻o͉̱̣̝̘̮̼ ḛ̬̱̲͟xpĺ̗o͚͔̤̪͎̻̳d̙͙̼̮͓͖̞̀e̷̪͕̘ ̤͝v̼͔i͔̹̦͓͓͕ͅo̵̰͖͚̦l͏̙͈e̘̜͓̖̤̜̗n̷̲̬̹̦t̥͎͍́ͅl͚͔y͞ ̗b̹̟̺̠ͅu͇͙ṭ ͔̫̮̭̬ͅy̢̫͍̲̬o̦̞̳͍͢u̪̮̪̪͇̹̱ ̳̠͠st̟̺͙̥͝i̘͓̕ll̻̭̥̩̮̳͚͡ c̫̦̦á̹̤̳͖̬ņ̫̖͚̻͉̻'͏͕̼t̛͕͈̱̬͔̞̰ ͉̥͖̤ͅe̢s͙̱̹͠c̝ͅà̘̬̝͈̳͔p̳̪̼̥e̼͚̹̗̝ ̻t̵h̪̣̝͍̹͕̘ì̱̫̘͓s̭͙ͅ ̴̭̙̹g̨͉͈̺͉a͡m̼͔e̻̟̝͎̪̫ ̶̝̞̩̰͕H̸̹͉͈̳a͙h͉̲̮̭a͓̭̲̞͠h̡͍a̖̝̭̲͙͉͈͡h̳a͎̫͍̮.̷̼͎͖͓͚
DorkyGigglePants rolls a 7! 1!
You forgeted over reality and revived. But FalafelPizzasniffer immediately sees you alive again and kills you. DEAD.
Pinkies rolls a 5!
You made the Jiggy-Jogger 2000 solve a puzzle. It completes it. However, it loses 89 damage in the process.
Zsa-ZsaChickenTushie! rolls a 5!
You called in a bomber and it flies over the Jiggy-Jogger 2000, all the while dropping bombs on it. 105 damage inflicted!
BUTTERCUPCHUCKLEFANNIES rolls a 5!
You achieved 200% noise power and turned into The Red Joker.
Snottybarfchunks909 rolls a 4!
You supported your drama. 58 damage inflicted!
greasytoiletfannies2 rolls a 7!
You drank a truckload of coffee and activated hyperness. Speed and Damage increase!
Doofas rolls a 5!
You tossed a Grenade into the roosterpit of the JJ-2000. It explodes. 81 damage inflicted!
JIGGY-JOGGER 2000 HP: 364.
PLAYERS HP:
Zippy The Lizardchunks: 7/7.
lumpylizardchunks4: 7/7.
FalafelPizzasniffer: 7/7.
DorkyGigglePants: DEAD again.
Pinkies: 7/7.
Zsa-ZsaChickenTushie!: 7/7.
BUTTERCUPCHUCKLEFANNIES: 7/7.
Snottybarfchunks909: 7/7.
greasytoiletfannies2: 7/7.
Doofas: 7/7.