Author Topic: Deathclock - The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...  (Read 4726 times)

How are all of you dying so fast, like in your 50's or 60's? I just sit on my computer all day and I live to my late 70s


« Last Edit: October 22, 2016, 05:49:25 PM by Marios »

may 2072

Some people got like 10 years more just cause they have a different bmi.

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did you have a stroke

I doubt this is even remotely accurate. By the time your 70, they'll probably have invented a way to 3D print your heart and cure diabetes or whatever. As time goes on, life expectancy in first world countries goes up.


I doubt this is even remotely accurate. By the time your 70, they'll probably have invented a way to 3D print your heart and cure diabetes or whatever. As time goes on, life expectancy in first world countries goes up.
Yeah, there will most likely be machines or something like that will make your life last longer or something.


I doubt this is even remotely accurate. By the time your 70, they'll probably have invented a way to 3D print your heart and cure diabetes or whatever. As time goes on, life expectancy in first world countries goes up.
I don't know, it's 2016 and we don't have hover cars yet, and we only have that one pair of self-strapping shoes because of Michael J. Fox and other people's dedication to the movie Back to the Future, and even those are super expensive




did you have a stroke

I swear, I have no idea how I managed it. I literally just copy-pasted a share line Imgur gave me.

Fixing the image.