[NEWS] Russia unveils new thermonuclear superweapon capable of flattening Texas

[Operator¹]

I'm sure the media has spun worse with Annoying Orange for the tiniest of things.

Same with Clinton, Bernie, Bush, Gore, Reagan, and whoever else managed to be significant enough to end up with negative media attention. The media isn't some omnipresent monolithic entity either.

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[e-maxx]

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i didn't know duran duran started a news site

[NotBomberguy]

whats wrong with texas tho

[Operator¹]

whats wrong with texas tho

nothing it is a perfect state except for dumb ted cruz and rick perry

coming from somone who was born there and moved to another southern state

[Lord Tony®]

The media isn't some omnipresent monolithic entity either.

That explains why the media is making it look like Hillary is winning.

[e-maxx]

Stage one: denial

[Master Matthew²]

That explains why the media is making it look like Hillary is winning.

I don't believe the media, and I can't trust their polls,
but that aside, because of the bullstuff they've spewed and the strings they've pulled, I doubt Annoying Orange will make it into office.
We're forgeted.

[IkeTheGeneric]

We're forgeted.

funny how kids say this every election cycle like they're some beacon of logic and yet status quo continues on

stop being so freaking dramatic all the time, you're only making yourself look like a fruit loop

[Ragequit]

i'd like to see those forgetin stupid ruskies try

[IkeTheGeneric]

Despite Tony's inane ramblings about the doomsday, nuclear war is definitely not something anyone wants, no matter how crazy and stupid they are. Self preservation is definitely more stronger and prevalent than whatever forgeted up idea of religion or ideology Tony thinks dictators have. Contrary to popular belief, Tony has never once stepped foot outside in his entire adult life. Whatever grasp of the outside world he has was derived from a satirical alt-right news website

[Kringleberg]

Can't wait for Cuba Missile CrCIA 2: Electric Bogaloo

[Rainzx¹]

Did they make this or just design it?

[Becquerel]

Did they make this or just design it?

Its still in development, supposedly ready for deployment for the Strategic Missile Forces in 2020

[Bisjac]

I for one something something my comrad.

[Perry]

tryna learn russian so they wont bomb me tho



elo comrade