[NEWS] Russia unveils new thermonuclear superweapon capable of flattening Texas

[Nonnel]

what if we remove the air from texas.

it would not make a sound.

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

what if we remove the air from texas.

everybody go to texas, hold your breath, then release the air into non-texan territory and repeat until complete

[dr_pepper]

everybody go to texas, hold your breath, then release the air into non-texan territory and repeat until complete

But we exhale CO₂.

[Foxscotch]

everybody go to texas, hold your breath, then release the air into non-texan territory and repeat until complete

this sounds like something a texan would expect to work

[Maxwell.]

this sounds like something a texan would expect to work

do you have a brighter idea that involves killing all texans

[Foxscotch]

do you have a brighter idea that involves killing texans

tell them that microwaving their head will charge their phones

[Ipquarx]

cold war 2.0

[crazies alt]

i dont want to be vaporized thanks

[Operator¹]

tell them that microwaving their head will charge their phones

microwaving propane will turn it to gold

[IsaacKronenFaust]

But we exhale CO₂.

Exactly what a plant monster like Seth would want.

[Trymos]

do you have a brighter idea that involves killing all texans

hijack the texas army and steal their ropes

lasso then reel all the texans in and nuke them on the spot.

[espio100]

do you have a brighter idea that involves killing all texans

Put cyanide in their tabasco

[Drydess]

do you have a brighter idea that involves killing all texans

remove the stratosphere over texas, that'll make it pretty damn bright

[espio100]

Remove the mantel and lithosphere under texas or go home
Wew i feel so smart now