Author Topic: RAP BATTLE THREAD V1 (Read 2649 times)

hodot · October 25, 2016, 09:28:10 PM

i was chatting with my boy blockguy123 and we challenged each other to write rap battle bars against forumers

This friend lord tony screamin to me "please bone me"
Likes to climb somethin big like a rock but all he's climbing is my big old rooster
Got a show on adult swim, nah, got a sham at swholli's whim
ain't no podcasters recognize, he thinks he's up with the big guys

write some bars of your own about forumers here

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Freek · October 25, 2016, 09:50:15 PM

yo yo
gr8dayseth

forget you

Drydess · October 25, 2016, 09:51:05 PM

yo freek is a freak

Daswiruch · October 25, 2016, 10:01:11 PM

hodot he showdot the world what he's got
writing wrap lyrics is something he's not
because he's writing rap lyrics
does anything rhyme with lyrics

Notorious B.I.G. · October 25, 2016, 10:02:38 PM

HODOT YOU A BITCH ASS brother
WHEN U SEE DA DOT IM GONNA PULL DAT TRIGGAH
FREEKA DA WEAKA
BITCH ASS FINNA KEEPA
TILL U FALL DOWN
IM GONNA FROWN
DRYDESS MORE LIKE
DRY MUTHA forgetIN DRESS
BITCH ASS MESS
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TESTED
FOR HIV AIDS brother DAS WHAT IT IS
I FIND A GOOD PIECE OF pusillanimous individual AND I MAKE IT MISS
YO MUTHAPHUKKIN ASS brother DASWIRCH YOU A GAY MOFO
YOU SOUND LIKE A HOMO JUST LIKE DOMO
INSERT richard HERE GOT A MANIFESTO
HE GOT TWO DAYS FOR STARTIN DA ESCARGOT
HE DONT TOTE DA GLOCKS
HE ONLY STROKIN roosterS
IM DA MUTHA PHUKKIN KING
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I AM A STRAIGHT MC
I DONT GO REALLY LEAN
IF YOU forget WITH ME
GET YOUR ASS REALLY BEAT
WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA
IF YOU FINNA COMPTON
I SEE SOME brotherS LIKE
KALPHITER I STOMP EM
IF YOUS FINNA FIND
THE CITY I LIVE IN
BE PREPARED
FOR DA BITCH ASS BEATIN

[gunshots, crying, screech, zombie sounds]

dr_pepper · October 25, 2016, 10:04:26 PM

Hey, drydess I think you need some guidance. Let me take you to school you uncool fool and teach you the rhymes, yours are a crime, not cool as mine, so step in line. You're lucky I'm even granting you access to the process of this contest. I digress, drydess, you think you're hot stuff. Well, I'd hate it to break it to you, but you're nothing but a popped zit. POP! So just stop trying to be the best, you aren't blessed, you failed the test, you wanna back out? Well be my guest.

Electrk. · October 25, 2016, 10:05:15 PM

I want to die

Notorious B.I.G. · October 25, 2016, 10:06:16 PM

Quote from: Electrk. on October 25, 2016, 10:05:15 PM

I want to die

He made this thread just for you

blockguy� · October 25, 2016, 10:09:46 PM

Quote from: Drydess on October 25, 2016, 09:51:05 PM

yo freek is a freak

are you kidding me? that dude's a geek
when i hear him speek i want to loving strangle him
entangled in my thoughts about what i've bought and what i've got and

how's it gonna stop?
i suppose with a pop,
you'll drop when you see the cop pull up at the stop as he blows your top
off
cough
it's a sad day, when only freek's thoughts are the ones that are gay

when he say hey, i want to pop
kinda like i did in that 2nd verse,
i've made his girl squirt, her hole hurts
she can't walk
freek won't talk
to me or any of my brothers
because im the one with my finger on the triggah

i love you freek i was just goin off on the top of my dome
sorry baby <3

Drydess · October 25, 2016, 10:11:38 PM

dr pepper you're so ugly peeps would rather look at prepper
you and your dragons, you'd might as well be drinking from a pint sized flagon
hell blake is so damn fake it makes me ache
you're the one who needs guidance, you lanky generator of subsidence

Damien4545 · October 25, 2016, 10:25:20 PM

drydess, more like dry dress
this brother can't even get his girl wet

-if he had one
he check his tindr for matchups,
but there were none.

you want the discharge from ur richard inside a hot nun?
i tell u they rather eat the discharge from a shotgun.

ez

BlockGuy135 · October 25, 2016, 10:27:47 PM

I may be a fatass but don't make me a badass you bitch ass!

bobbygordon4 · October 25, 2016, 10:33:17 PM

Yo yo yo bobbygordon4
Doesn't capitalize his name, he looks like the cafeteria floor
Cause cafeteria floors aren't very sanitary
He's like a planetary
Doesn't say swears, says freak and heck
He gets pecked by birds
Gr8dayseth's a bird
At least, that's what I heard
Speaking of Gr8dayseth, that guy's cool
Bob's just a fool
Peace.

BlockGuy135 · October 25, 2016, 10:34:09 PM

Swollow I beat you all do is swallow! If any tests me I'll make your face swollen!

(No offense Swollow I respect you. This an't a battle it's just a skirmish.)

dr_pepper · October 25, 2016, 10:40:47 PM

Quote from: Drydess on October 25, 2016, 10:11:38 PM

dr pepper you're so ugly peeps would rather look at prepper
you and your dragons, you'd might as well be drinking from a pint sized flagon
hell blake is so damn fake it makes me ache
you're the one who needs guidance, you lanky generator of subsidence

I applaud your attempt, but I am exempt from losing, for I have won before we even begun. So begone, and get out of my sight, before I show you the American fight. Canada? More like Cana-die, commit Self Delete, these lyrics can cause genocide, I'll need pesticide, 'cause you're just an insect, I could crush you with my finger. After these punches I'm throwin, the pain is sure to linger. I'll say it twice, you'll pay the price for even thinking that you could take me, you can't shake me, can't break me, but I'll break it to you, it ain't new, it's just true, but id think you'd better go because you ain't got no flow.