Author Topic: adventures of a computer virus but it makes sense  (Read 9983 times)

You, a small virus lie dormant on a server.
The website that hosts the server is one of those really vague sites. Like the ones that say they're a download for a software but the description seems like it just steals from random articles and is no way relevant to the site.
Either way, you simply sit there all day, waiting for your chance.

Until one day, someone downloads you. They execute your file, and it seems like nothing happened to them. However, you have just copied yourself to multiple important areas of the hard drive that are important (you know, system32 and the like) to prevent detection. They then delete the original file.

So, you lie on the hard drive.
What do you do?

spread to any peripheral stuff that happens to be connected or will ever be connected, like usb drives or something

also filter through documents that might reveal what this computer is used for and the type of person who owns it

turn on microsoft sam. raise the volume to the very tippy top. like to the point where it's so loving LOUD it's just white noise.
say. every. thing.

turn on microsoft sam. raise the volume to the very tippy top. like to the point where it's so loving LOUD it's just white noise.
say. every. thing.

well holy stuff we'll get detected and taken to some geek squad rep and be removed

unless we could fight the anti-virus because that'd be cool

ultracraftgames is going to be pissed

ot: become adware and shove researchographic hentai ads in the guy's face when he ever logs into either deviantart or newgrounds

spread to any peripheral stuff that happens to be connected or will ever be connected, like usb drives or something

also filter through documents that might reveal what this computer is used for and the type of person who owns it

The owner of the computer seems to have a USB drive plugged in. After scanning, it consists of music files and games. You change the autorun.inf, make it hidden and put some malicious stuff onto it.

The epidemic begins.

Also, after scanning through the computer, it appears to be running on...Windows XP?
Not SP1. Not SP2. Just Windows XP.
They're also running an outdated version of avast!. Which is, uh, avast! 4.

Who the forget is this bozo?

turn on microsoft sam. raise the volume to the very tippy top. like to the point where it's so loving LOUD it's just white noise.
say. every. thing.
well holy stuff we'll get detected and taken to some geek squad rep and be removed

unless we could fight the anti-virus because that'd be cool
You turn on Microsoft Sam and amplify its volume to beyond that of normal values, blasting through the user's speakers. They mute the audio, and are confused as to why it happened.

You don't seem to be detected by the antivirus, which is pretty obvious considering its age.
As a act of being evil (of course, since you're a virus), you proceed to backstab (disable) the antivirus, while masking it to make it look like it's working.

Good work, you.

ultracraftgames is going to be pissed

ot: become adware and shove researchographic hentai ads in the guy's face when he ever logs into either deviantart or newgrounds

((heh heh))

You scan the user's history and there's, uh...a lot of stuff. You basically take ads for that and redirect ad servers to point to ad servers for those...sites. Since it's not really smart to just do it on two websites, you do it for every website.

The user visits a website and notices this, but they don't seem to be shocked.


Start moving around desktop icons (but don't remove any) every time a window is minimized to the desktop.

start taking money from the bank account

start accessing all this guy's passwords so we can get into all his accounts, and make sure that if he plugs his usb into any other device, we spread to whatever he plugs it into

access his personal information and make him post it on a very active forum

look at his research folder
if he doesn't have one make one

torrent call of duty 4 and never allow the owner to quit unless he finishes the game

put bonzi buddy on the computer