Tomorrow is my birthday, and yet all is not right.

[Notorious B.I.G.]

We are in a state of affairs, wars, craphandling, money laundering, and a future recession. I don't do birthday parties so I can save my parent's money, but instead go to a steakhouse with a regular order of steak and shrimp. Tomorrow will be my birthday, after that it's Election Night. I am honestly scared stuffless on whoever is the president but I fear more on Clinton. My plan is to have no birthday cake until after the election. Whoever wins, I will make a cake with the print of their campaign logo. I hope this goes out and I will report soon, but please send me your wishes or talk about politics.

/discuss

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[Master Matthew²]

Damn that sucks, your birthday is literally the day before the election date?

On a list of the worst birthday presents,
A President Hillary Clinton would be number 1-5.

[Drydess]

i'll be sure to get you a Annoying Orange birthday cake

[Monstercat]

What a depressing night, I thought. The year was 1990. I had just turned twenty years old two weeks ago. I never really did anything for my birthday. In fact, I barely cared about them at all. My birthday was just another day in the infinite amount of days. Everyone had a birthday. There’s a birthday every minute, of every hour, between all the people living on the planet. What would be so special about my birthday in particular? To everyone else who was not aware of my birthday, it was just another day. My parents didn’t exactly share my odd philosophy on this, but that didn’t matter. They could celebrate each other's birthdays as dutifully as they wanted. It didn’t bother me.  I just liked to keep things as simple as I could. I had always been that way, and nothing was going to change it.

[Poliwhirl]

imagine baiting this hard

[Notorious B.I.G.]

imagine baiting this hard

what

[Yosher]

imagine baiting this hard

??

[SubDaWoofer]

??

[Foxscotch]

going out to eat with family would be more than enough for my birthday

??

well, he is obviously trolling at least a little bit. it's not normal to complain about presidential candidates in the OP of a birthday thread

[rambo1220]

I feel it, I'm saving up for an HTC Vive rn and I swear to god if our country collapses prior to Christmas I will be very peeved.

well, he is obviously trolling at least a little bit. it's not normal to complain about presidential candidates in the OP of a birthday thread

fox the forget are you even saying if it's not normal it doesn't mean it's baiting/trolling

[Nix the Glaceon]

i'll be sure to get you a Annoying Orange birthday cake

[Foxscotch]

fox the forget are you even saying if it's not normal it doesn't mean it's baiting/trolling

sure. he didn't mention it for the sake of starting an argument

or talk about politics.

obviously he just wants people to talk about his birthday

[The Resonte!]

what a poet

[rambo1220]

sure. he didn't mention it for the sake of starting an argument obviously he just wants people to talk about his birthday

you can still have a conversation about politics without it being an argument you know that right

[Poliwhirl]

yeah he basically stated in the op he wanted to start a political argument

especially considering he's a known troll, this should be pretty thinly veiled