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[Neventii]

Well I was going through my dad's old things because he has cancer now and I don't know how much longer he'll be around and I found a condom dated back from 1997...

It's broken.

[Ad Bot]

[Notorious B.I.G.]

You were a mistake?

[Perry]

You were a mistake?

everything brozie touches becomes a mistake

[Freek]

can you stop

[Cheze]

well, welcome to the wonderful world of mistakes.

[Akio-]

[e-maxx]

Ah, yes I too keep my broken condoms from 20 years ago as a reminder to the mistakes i've made.

[Remurr]

he probably didn't use it

[Ipquarx]

are you trying to say this implies that "you were a mistake" or something
because guess what, nobody keeps used condoms around.

[Perry]

this topic makes me wish the condom didn't break

[ReddBoi]

this topic makes me wish the condom didn't break

[McZealot]

lol, sure dude.

you're father keeps (dated) broken condoms for 20 years in his old stuff. it's like a collector's item.

see: morning after pill

[MoltenKitten]

Probably kept it as a reminder he should have had a backup plan

[Master Matthew²]

Well I was going through my dad's old things because he has cancer now and I don't know how much longer he'll be around and I found a condom dated back from 1997...

It's broken.
-snip-

Don't worry, I'm sure your father doesn't need the actual broken condom to remind him of his mistakes.
Although now you need to start worrying about having a possible aborted sister.

I'm sorry, with all these savage comments, someone needs to say it. Hope a miracle happens, and your father pulls through.

[Nix the Glaceon]

well atleast he tried