ok so basically i needed a snack, so i walked to my local store for a bag of cheetos

looks nice right?
the store worker had the cheetos behind the counter for some reason instead of on the shelves so i asked him for the bag and he hesitated to give it to me, I honestly don't know why, anyways he picked it up and said £1.50, i gave him the money, he gave me the bag, then I walked back home. I opened the bag and there was only 6 loving cheetos in the bag, the rest was loving air, I was thinking to myself,
stuff why didn't i even shake the bag, so I walked back to the store with the open bag like a handicap and asked the man for my money back, he said I ate the cheetos and left that amount in the bag. Basically saying i was trying to rob him.
I got pissed and said..
"didn't you even feel the loving bag before you picked it"
he said to me..
"Look sir, You ate the cheetos"
"No i loving didn't"
Then he gave me some corny ass look and told me to get out the store, what a day huh?