Poll

suggestions you think could help

get rid of one of the animals
0 (0%)
round 2
1 (5.9%)
the parrot should of done a combo
3 (17.6%)
get rid of the dog
1 (5.9%)
get rid of the parrot
1 (5.9%)
join in the battle
11 (64.7%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Author Topic: a parrot from hell  (Read 1076 times)

ok so I have a pet african grey parrot called steven, i've had him since i was 14 and got him as a present from my uncle,
he turned out a fine, healthy parrot by the months went by, he learned to say hello, how is your day, I love you and, yep you guessed it, monday, because when me and my brothers talk to eachother we say "brother" a lot, common african american youth slang, most of us say it, so the parrot picked it up from us, we tried to make it stop but it was funny asf,

heres the picture of him btw



I had to take the picture after i cleaned out his cage

the reason why i call him the parrot from hell, is because every time the TV turns on he makes this really ANNOYING and ear rape screeching sound that just makes you want to shoot him.

AND not to mention he bullys the dog when i let him out of the cage, the dog is loving terrified of him, he even attempts to eat his food and drink his water when i'm not around, and the dog can't defend himself because the parrot is too fast for it. theres constant battles between the dog and the parrot,


                                       

                                                     
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so you know a fight breaks out when the parrot starts screeching and the dog starts whimpering like a pusillanimous individual,

i asked a local pet store about the dog and the parrot, they said because they are both male and the parrot is just standing its ground to the dog, its a common thing, so i was like, "stuff , i have to live with the arguments untill one of the animals die"

what do you think I should do in the meantime

/discuss

put them both in a cage and put them real close together, wait until they're cool with eachother

put them both in a cage and put them real close together, wait until they're cool with eachother

thats the dumbest idea ever, one would get killed

Parrot Grass, you know what to do

thats the dumbest idea ever, one would get killed
a parrot can't break through a steel cage you crazy little lolipop

Parrot Grass, you know what to do

we need seth to comment on this, hes a parrot right?

we need seth to comment on this, hes a parrot right?

No, he isn't a parrot. He is Parrot Grass. And it's different. How is it different? It just is, don't question it.

No, he isn't a parrot. He is Parrot Grass. And it's different. How is it different? It just is, don't question it.

yea marios, it was a joke, calm the forget down

yea marios, it was a joke, calm the forget down

I wasn't being mad. It was also a joke.

No, he isn't a parrot. He is Parrot Grass. And it's different. How is it different? It just is, don't question it.

your jokes are stuff

Parrot Grass, you know what to do
we need seth to comment on this, hes a parrot right?
hello yes i am here
see all u need to do is cut off the flower part of a flower and cut off the parrot's head and stick the head on the stem and bam all problems are solved

hello yes i am here
see all u need to do is cut off the flower part of a flower and cut off the parrot's head and stick the head on the stem and bam all problems are solved
Won't that get messy though?


hello yes i am here
see all u need to do is cut off the flower part of a flower and cut off the parrot's head and stick the head on the stem and bam all problems are solved

Won't that get messy though?
why yes that's the fun part

Kill the least favorite. Problems are over.