lol i immediately thought "he's just trolling you dude". this is one of the greatest threads ever made.
a similar thing happened with a bl friend years ago. they joined my server under the name "Gullible" (only the friend knew the password) and convinced me that their new BL server cracker was finally working. i felt pretty stupid after they revealed they just changed their name. i was like 13
Admittance to trolling.
stop trying to get people banned and do something with your life. i'd call you garbage but at least it has
some value