what do with crazy neighbour?

[espio100]

Okay so I live in an apartment and everything is pretty quiet. No noise complains, nada. Except... For my crazy neigbour.
She's like drunk 24/7 and she woke me and my household up at like 1AM (again) screaming and bunching walls or whatever the forget she does there. I honestly think she and her fiance are trying to kill eachother sometimes. So we called the cops (again) and the same cops arrive (again) and even they are tired of her stuff. Its like the 4th or 5th time the cops came on our floor because of her. Also she has an ego that spans from here to China, jesus forget shes so full of herself.
What do?

Things I want to do so far:
- Slide a brochure of the AA (Anonymous Alcoholics, some organisation that helps people stop drinking or something) under her door

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

Pay a homeless guy to throw a brick through their window, climb into their apartment, and then spit on them before escaping through the front door.

The pure WTF alone could bring them together again or just end it right then and there.

[Nonnel]

slide like 50 AA brochures under her door
one on her door handle
a path leading to the front door of the building from her door

[espio100]

Pay a homeless guy to throw a brick through their window, climb into their apartment, and then spit on them before escaping through the front door.

The pure WTF alone could bring them together again or just end it right then and there.

Great idea but we live on the 3rd floor so rip

slide like 50 AA brochures under her door
one on her door handle
a path leading to the front door of the building from her door

loving harry potter style. thousand of AA brochurer flying trough every hole in the house eventually suffocating here because shes literally drowning in it

[rambo1220]

Pay a homeless guy to throw a brick through their window, climb into their apartment, and then spit on them before escaping through the front door.

The pure WTF alone could bring them together again or just end it right then and there.

this sounds like something oney or zach from Sleepycabin would make up

[Rigel]

Oh wait, just tell a Muslim guy that a transvestite is living with a whore, and you won't even have to pay them!

You do have a suitable supply of viable immigrants for this, right?

[espio100]

Oh wait, just tell a Muslim guy that a transvestite is living with a whore, and you won't even have to pay them!

You do have a suitable supply of viable immigrants for this, right?

Lmao
Her fiance actually is a muslim so extra kek

[crazies alt]

im not that bad

[Refticus]

enter normie extermination mode and burst into their room with your katana (purchased with real good boy points) out then begin ripping and tearing.

[The Resonte!]

research the sitcoms. they have all the answers.

[JumboMuffin]

kill her

[Poliwhirl]

stick it in her pooper

[Willymcmilly]

kill her then stick it in her pooper

[Nix the Glaceon]

and by "it"


we mean an AA brochure

[Metario]

stick it in her pooper, kill her, then stick it again in her pooper