Poll

Who would win

Zloff (Huge range of forms)
6 (42.9%)
Redconer (Taekwondo black belt)
8 (57.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Author Topic: What martial arts / fighting styles do you know  (Read 2302 times)

Sweet, I've been looking into Krav classes, but the only ones I can find are around 100 mile drives, so I can't actively engage in practice. How well is the Krav training?

like from schools? well the instructors and students had kind of a hit-the-ground-running approach to learning and weren't too keen on holding back, whereas the guys at mma places (predominently muay thai and bjj) for example had more of a "we'll try this when you're better" and "i'll go easy on you" type of big-headed attitudes towards newcomers. so p much it was difficult but the people were cooler. also, someone coming at you full speed with even a dummy knife is quite the experience-- it really drills into your skull that playing the disarming-hero is rarely a viable option when your opponent is at least competent

i freaking love arm breaks/dislocations

my dad taught me some things but he's never been too specific about where he learned it so I'm pretty sure I've learned nothing but drunk-fu


So I guess we can assume Zloff can easily kick all of our asses

monkey style and pocket sand

I was a brown belt in karate

I've been in physical fights before

pocket sand and running
that's it

oh yee forgot to mention, MGS CQC can forget someones stuff up, there's a guy on YouTube who breaks down a lot of Snake's moves from MGS-MGSV and by god they can absolutely destroy people.

hes asian i can't win

catch me on the streets zloff these hands are certified street legal

I'm a first degree black belt in Taekwando. I've also done some aikido, but I'm not proficient in that.




i got to 6th kup and stopped when i was 8

this is taekwondo btw

i took several years of taekwondo when i was younger, but now i mostly know ghetto fighting. all you do is grab a ho's weave, scream "BITCH" over and over, and swing at whatever is in arm's reach. whoever gets dragged into the hallway first by a teacher or dean loses

ive never learned any fighting style other than just doing what feels most effective in the moment

despite this, i was still able to own the only fight ive ever been in. never mess with my diet coke money