Author Topic: how many hot pockets can i LEGALLY fit into my vagina (Read 994 times)

Neventii · November 21, 2016, 10:42:09 AM

asking for a friend

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Perry · November 21, 2016, 10:42:58 AM

You're like a very advanced virus that keeps almost dying but then comes back worse than before and we have to invent some new antibiotic stuff to prevent you from living.

Seriously, go extinct already

otto-san · November 21, 2016, 10:43:58 AM

Quote from: Perry on November 21, 2016, 10:42:58 AM

You're like a very advanced virus that keeps almost dying but then comes back worse than before and we have to invent some new antibiotic stuff to prevent you from living.

yeah seven seems like a pretty right number

Neventii · November 21, 2016, 10:46:12 AM

when someone comes to my door and I don't want to answer I usually hide under a desk and wait for the storm to pass over

Nix the Glaceon · November 21, 2016, 11:00:30 AM

Frequency · November 21, 2016, 11:03:29 AM

Quote from: Perry on November 21, 2016, 10:42:58 AM

go extinct already

Drydess · November 21, 2016, 11:09:54 AM

guys stop crushing his dreams, he just wants to find a better way to win those hot pocket-eating contests

Rabbot32 · November 21, 2016, 11:13:21 AM

Apak expressed himself once. We don't need another thread like that.

Master Matthew� · November 21, 2016, 11:13:55 AM

How many memes can we LEGALLY spam in Russia?

Zloff · November 21, 2016, 11:17:33 AM

127, although you can physically only fit 45. i highly suggest you substitute the hot pockets for a lit stick of dynamite-- it will cause an expansion that should cover the same volumetric area of over 127 hot pockets and it will also kill you

Rabbot32 · November 21, 2016, 11:24:21 AM

Stakes and torches, scimitars and bayonets, scythes, pitchforks, a sickle with a sharpened edge, swords and spades and mallets that are made of lead
Anything at hand
Anything that can
Help us to remove my head
To kill this loving headache
Before I cause an earthquake
O'er this stupid thread

Willymcmilly · November 21, 2016, 12:43:05 PM

23, contrary to popular belief.

crazies alt · November 21, 2016, 12:45:45 PM

Quote from: Willymcmilly on November 21, 2016, 12:43:05 PM

23, contrary to popular belief.

you know this from experience yes

espio100 · November 21, 2016, 12:55:41 PM

- Wrong thread -

Frequency · November 21, 2016, 12:58:00 PM

Quote from: espio100 on November 21, 2016, 12:55:41 PM

- Wrong thread -

this post is deeper than most of you might initially believe