why is a perfectly sited, organized document not good enough for you? even if it was created by 4chan tin-hatters?
i understand this situations totally bonkers, but i honestly cant see how you can look at this document and be so quick to dismiss it as nothing. or more so, just how you can be so hostile to it. yall act genuinely bothered by the fact people look into this simply because what, its stupid and silly?
Are you joking? I'm 14 pages into this mess despite starting to question why I'm bothering with this 8 pages ago. I wish they had clearly marked the "here's a pile of random child enthusiasm-rings that may or may not have happened so we can establish child enthusiast-rings exist" so I could skip it. Thankfully they started linking tangentially related hour long plus YouTube videos that no sane person has the patience to sit through, inserting images of text that were so compressed that they were literally unreadable, and occasionally stating things that a quick google search disproves (like the crazy guy who was obviously murdered because dying of cancer is just a myth made up by the lizard people I guess), so I didn't feel too bad for skipping most of it anyway.
At the moment I'm on the part about the code words.
FOOD-RELATED KEYWORDS USED TO SPEAK IN CODE
Out of 2,060 total emails in the first Podesta collection, there are 149 instances of “pizza”, 73 of hot dog, 85 of cheese, 78 of pasta, 41 of sauce, 84 of ice cream and 47 of walnut.
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An innocuous, non-code-word junk food like “French fries” only appears 13 times. “Milkshake” only appears six times. “Vegetable” only appears 24 times. “Pear” only appears 25 times. “Grape” only appears six times. "Avocado” only appears four times. “Strawberry” only appears twice. None of these are code words.
"These words are code words because they've passed the arbitrary usage threshold so therefore we've decided they're code words now."
Although “walnut” appears 47 times in very strange ways, the equally popular nut “cashew” doesn’t appear even once. This is most likely because “walnut” is a code word and “cashew” is not.
Pretty sure I've only heard cashews mentioned like 4 or 5 times in my life, but okay, I'll bite, what's the metric here for popularity? How does the demographic used in that statistic compare to the people holding events in these emails involving walnut related foods? I searched my own emails and found several hits for "walnut" and none for "cashew"; guess that means I'm in on it!
“hotdog” = boy
“pizza” = girl
“cheese” = little girl
“pasta” = little boy
“ice cream” = male prostitute
“walnut” = person of color
“map” = semen
“sauce” = orgy
Well okay, let's attempt to put these in context with a random email from the list.
>>But walnut sauce for the pasta? Mary, plz tell us the straight story, was the sauce actually very tasty?
So an orgy of black people that somehow involves a young boy? Not clear how, though. Also apparently involved Mary Podesta, who is asked for an opinion? Need more context. Let's look at the response!
> It's an amazing Ligurian dish made with crushed walnuts made into a paste.
Dear god! They're crushing up multiple people of color and pouring them on a child! This must be some sort of satanic ritual with no other possible interpretation! Unless... crush is another code word! It's used 99 times so it must be. I'm going to decide it means "embezzle four billion dollars from," because that is how evidence of crimes works. Those fiends!
Seriously though do I have to read the rest of this to decide it's insane? It's 60 goddamn pages and I can't even take it seriously for more than a few.