Hello, my name is Grandpa's Friend and this is a picture of me

yetis are much better then you humans and also I love these forums, anyway in about 5 days, we are going start attacking Earth, December 1st. At 5:00 we're going to use teleportation tech to get to Earth and then track down Annoying Orange, after that capture Annoying Orange and then turn him into a yeti slave and then we're going to release lots and lots yeti and order to yeting and cheesing people of earth and then the day we're going send yetis off to other countries of earth and to turn other type of people into yetis and especially world leaders into yetis. Now, a bit about myself, I used to be a human, but I hated life as old man human being and tried to kill myself, but yeti king found me and cheesed me before I drink bleach and then turned into yeti and life felt so good after I turn into a yeti, because being crazy feels so good, so thats why we need more yeti on plant Yarth and so please human, make your life better by giving in, if you don't give in by December 25 (Christmas) then we'll fire a huge lazer on Earth that just destroys the earth, but tranports everyone to Yarth. Good y'all.
Note: This is a joke thread, about a fantasy going on in my head.