Help me i'm growing a neckbeard

[BLockyBuildingBro]

So i'm getting face hairs and i'm like, "oh great, face hair" and I keep going over the outline of my face, and I feel hair all the way down to my neck and the clippers are doing forgetall. I already semi-fit the description of a "neckbeard" without certain cringey details here and there. A full blown Gizzardbeard will only make things worse.

Help.

[Ad Bot]

[quadilious]

shave? do you know how to shave?

[Steve5451²]

shave

[Nix the Glaceon]

pluck every single hair painfully

[Juncoph]

you can't grow hair if you're dead, so the obvious solution here is to kill yourself

[Masterlegodude]

Neckbeards just happen, you can't be rid of it forever unless you commit to shaving almost every day

[BLockyBuildingBro]

shave? do you know how to shave?

forget

shave

forget

Neckbeards just happen, you can't be rid of it forever unless you commit to shaving almost every day

forget

you can't grow hair if you're dead, so the obvious solution here is to kill yourself

OF COURSE

[Insert Name Here²]

shave

[e-maxx]

i don't grow a neckbeard
2cool

[IkeTheGeneric]

The only thing you can do is learn how to shave.

[The Resonte!]

use a hunting knife to do it it'll make you look cool

[Nickpb 4.0]

The only thing you can do is learn how to shave.

Not true
There are procedures to help reduce hair growth

You can also pour turpentine all over ur neck and set it on fire

[Buzzwaker!]

use some gel to make it look like a bat wing if you grow it long

[startacker]

Just rip off your skin no need to shave!

[Hansome duded]

kerosene m8