what time did your parents have love which turned into you

[The Resonte!]

take your birthday and subtract it by 9 months give or take



what are you? the result of a particularily frisky valentines day? (november birth) a wild new years? (october birth) maybe a hilarious talk-like-a-pirate-day (march birth) or some other weird month to create new life

[Ad Bot]

[Copy Kirby]

March birth so may i think

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

somewhere in july
wait a minute my mom's birthd-

[Insert Name Here²]

August apparently

[Maxwell.]

february

I think we can guess what day

[The Resonte!]

somewhere in july
wait a minute my mom's birthd-

that was one heck of a gift

february

I think we can guess what day

wow, february 29, what a rarity

[cooolguy32]

 9/24/2001
September

[Maxwell.]

that was one heck of a gift
wow, february 29, what a rarity

.....................die

[Alteration]

My parents have never had love.

[The Resonte!]

My parents have never had love.

were you born december 25th

[TableSalt]

September but possibly August

[Drydess]

may

[hodot]

the love was a christmas present

[SimpleFish]

April

[The Resonte!]

the love was a christmas present

did they do it under the christmas tree