Author Topic: what are kidneys  (Read 908 times)

i mean they're important sure cuz they help remove shaz

but Look



THEY'RE JUST BEANS

what part of god's plan was to put a brown bean inside of me and call it a day



will kidneys give me cancer??

can i bake them
is this how heinz made baked beans

They filter blood so we dont die


Kidneys are delicious when prepared right. This makes me crave some liver too.

Kidneys are my family's only way of profit.



I want to try eating a kidney with tomato sauce. Its gonna taste like beans, right?

Kidneys are what chinese organ thieves will take from you the first time you go on a tinder date

they're emergency nutrient sources that you can tear out and eat when starving to death

that's why the
chinese organ thieves
steal them. they're a brilliant food source for a military like china's.

so when people burn to death, you get baked beans???