Motorcyclists are starfishs.

[Pastrey Crust]

^My dad. Not a motorcyclist^

One of them passed me between the physical barrier and the line that indicates the left-most lane's limit on a highway.

Of course, a typical motorcyclist here doesn't have a plate or lights or helmet. This guy had a helmet at least.

[Ad Bot]

[The GI of MA]

knock him off the motorcycle and steal it

[ChappersTeddy]

he's just trying to say hi

[Pastrey Crust]

That guy is my dad. I would've run over the motorcyclist. I called him to get to the autoparts store I went to because you can't drive without the left mirror. Other than being illegal, the left side is the most important in right-driving countries. (Other way around for you britcigarettes)

[The GI of MA]

don't call your dad an starfish
i'm gonna tell him !!!

[ChappersTeddy]

yeah your father is saying 'hello son'

[Pastrey Crust]

But my dad isn't the motorcyclist who broke off the mirror. If it was, he would be mad because he had to pay for it.

[Rockinboy2000]

can we get a picture of your dad dabbing

[ReddBoi]

can we get a picture of your dad dabbing

NO

[TableSalt]

can we get a picture of your dad dabbing

[Rockinboy2000]

how about a picture of your dad doing the nae nae then

[ReddBoi]

how about a picture of your dad doing the nae nae then

stop it now rocking boy two hundred

[Momentum]

the worst breed of motorcyclist is the one that has a gopro mounted to thier loving helmet 24/7 and records every little thing wrong with thier rides and posts it on youtube, a typical encounter goes like this

• you forget to set your preliminary turboblinker at 72 miles per hour on a half crescent moon at 7:45
• cycleforget speeds up to you and knocks on your window when you stop
• hello? what would you like?
• yeah hey bro just wanted you to know that you violated the turboblinker clause of 1974 and im gonna record your plate and put it on youtube yeah my dads a lawyer i know this stuff
• even though i constantly lane filter, rev my engine at stops and smash mirrors im kinda excemt from this stuff because yknow im a biker
• drive away, thinking encounter is over
• biker talks to his camera for the next five minutes about how horrible this interaction was and that i should go to jail

kill yourselves cycleforgets, no exceptions.

[Kumquat]

I like when people suggest things like opening their door on or merging into motorcyclists. Yeah kill him, that will teach him a lesson.

[bestguy22]

What the hell is a motorcycle?