Author Topic: limerick breaks an ornament  (Read 1278 times)

so a few hours ago i was messing with our christmas tree and like a complete handicap i just loving hanked one of the ornaments (i expected it to be more stable) and so i loving panicked b/c i had no idea how to get these forgeters back on so my initial idea was to throw it in the garbage and not tell my mom, but! i thought my mom would find it so in an act of panicked frenzy i walked outside and just loving CHUCKED the thing on to our backyard. unfortunantly for me it hit the loving wood thing with the basketball hoop i have so it just shatters and it makes the loudest loving noise possible to hear to the human ear but somehow my mom doesnt hear (all her doors are closed and shes like 50) so i just walk back inside and ill jsut pretend the dogs did i realized im an idiot dumbforget stupid brainrichard so i go out there and try and brush all of that shattered glass into the grass, since im still an handicapped loving piece of dumb horse stuff though i try and use my hands first, after almost poking a hole into my left hand i realize thats not the best idea so i grab a broom and just sweep that stuff into the grass. thats where the story ends (((((((for now!!!!!!!!!!))))))))

will update if i get grounded grounded grounded

you literally could have just told your parents "hey one of the ornaments fell off"

also unless your parents are actually insane, I doubt you'll get grounded for breaking a christmas ornament

oh sorry mom an ornament fell off the tree and out the window with enough force to hit the basketball hoop

oh sorry mom an ornament fell off the tree and out the window with enough force to hit the basketball hoop

I mean before he decided to throw it

Why didn't you just put the damn thing back on the tree for? Unless if the metal tin part at the top broke off or something else, it should've been fine
« Last Edit: December 06, 2016, 01:12:09 AM by Insert Name Here² »

i just feel sorry for the ornament

it falls down and then is completely annihilated


so a few hours ago i was messing with our christmas tree and like a complete handicap i just loving hanked one of the ornaments (i expected it to be more stable) and so i loving panicked b/c i had no idea how to get these forgeters back on so my initial idea was to throw it in the garbage and not tell my mom, but! i thought my mom would find it so in an act of panicked frenzy i walked outside and just loving CHUCKED the thing on to our backyard.
Holy stuff what the forget is wrong with you. "Hey mom I can't get this back on the tree, can you help?" Instead you purposely broke something that could have meant a lot to someone.


i thought my mom would find it so in an act of panicked frenzy i walked outside and just loving CHUCKED the thing on to our backyard.
Are you loving stupid

what forgetin totalitarian parents do you have that would punish you for something as inane as taking an ornament off the tree?

besides, christmas trees have what, anywhere between two to four dozen ornaments? must be a pretty stuffty tree if that one ornament makes all the difference


lmfao how do u forget up this bad