Turn 5 Results
Nix the Glaceon forces Mr Queeba to read Minion Yaoi in full. The sheer level of cringe inflicts 33 damage.Twix rips the italic button from the topic editor and smacks Mr Queeba with it, inflicting 19 damageRedconer & CRITAWAKETS perform the Millikick Attack combo! Unleashing foot-based fury upon Mr Queeba's face for 46 damage.MoltenKitten, tber123 & Drydess perform the Human Bullet combo! Drydess hurling tber123 into the air, tber then sending MoltenKitten careening into Mr Queeba, inflicting 51 damage.Metalliku opens a portal to hell, bringing forth the Demon Slayer to fight for the players!SWAT One continues to work on manufacturing the secured entrance.TheMrDoors devotes 3 cycles of his time to ensuring SWAT One's attacks are more powerful. Triggering the 'Devoted' status effect on himself.JamesH calls Mr Queeba a queer, angering him severely!Failbros2 loads a howitzer with a toxic shell, launching it at Mr Queeba, inflicting 21 damage and afflicting him with 'Toxicity'Aqua Teen Cancer Force grabs a historical bust and smacks Mr Queeba with it, inflicting 24 damage and a painful history lesson.Cybertails1998 pulls up a sledgehammer before cracking it against Mr Queeba's body, inflicting 33 damage.ZeÜberMedic! begins upgrading the Panzer I.UltraCraftGames brutally forgets realities vulnerable p***y, gaining the 'Virginity Loss' buff, but accomplishing nothing else.Nicepoint leaps into the stratosphere to prepare his next attack.cromartini summons queens third album. SHEER HEART ATTACK to protect the players.TableSalt loads himself into a slingshot before being launched straight into Mr Queeba's face, inflicting 19 damage.Marios your own corpse defibrillates itself, restarting your heart and returning you to life.SubDaWoofer makes tribal comments regarding how Mr Queeba is a monday, and should be in hell. This greatly angers him.Copy Kirby dons his speedy shoes before dashing away, gaining the 'Gotta go fast!' buffNotBomberguy brutally reprimands Mr Queeba for failing to kill the players yet, stating he's doing a terrible job. This severely angers him.Microsoft EDGE summons a fire shield, granting himself the 'Heat Protection' buff.King Dedede slams his hammer into Mr Queeba, inflicting 30 damage.Panzer I cannot attack while being upgraded!Bahamut attacks Mr Queeba, inflicting 40 damage.
SECOND BOSS
Mr Queeba
85/750
Afflicted with 'Hostile Reactions'
(Attacking a player that has insulted you will break any stuns currently afflicting you)
Afflicted with 'Toxicity'
(Loses 10% of maximum health every cycle)
SPECIAL ATTACK
The Grand Roast
Mr Queeba pulls out a massive flamethrower, unleashing a torrent of flames that engulf Twix, ZeUberMedic, Microsoft EDGE, & Redconer. Incinerating them all.
[Cycle News]
Twix, ZeUberMedic, Microsoft EDGE, Redconer, and Kidplasma are dead!
2 cycles till the secure entrance is complete
Panzer I upgrade will not progress while ZeUberMedic is dead.
3 turns until TheMrDoors assist wears off!
King Dedede, Panzer I, Bahamut, Demon Slayer, and SHEER HEART ATTACK will fight for the players, under control of OP.
[Allies]
King Dedede
Can only perform basic attacks
Panzer I
Attacks hit multiple times, but deal poor damage
Bahamut
Can hit all enemies with impulse and inflict true damage via his mega flare
Demon Slayer
Utilizes a various arsenal of weapons. can survive one hit from the boss
SHEER HEART ATTACK
Cannot attack, but can protect a single player from any form of heat-based attack
[Active Effects]
=Auto-Turret Defense=
SWAT One
(If this player is attacked successfully by the boss, the boss takes damage)
=Enchantment: Electric=
Magic Soccer Ball
(Stuns the boss on the next successful attack, does not ignore stun immunities)
=Virginity Loss=
UltraCraftGames
(Deals 10% more damage)
=Devoted=
TheMrDoors
(Cannot assist other players until current assist wears off)
=Gotta Go Fast!=
Copy Kirby
(Moves very fast, dodging incoming attacks)
=Heat Protection=
Microsoft EDGE
(User is protected from one heat-based attack. Buff is removed when hit by heat-based attack)
Poll