B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]

[failbros2]

UNLEASH A HUGE loving CARPET BOMB ALL OVER THAT stuffTY FORTRESS WITH THE B52

[Ad Bot]

[MicroEDGE]

"Say, I'm pretty good at this."
Micro takes out a concussion grenade and unclips it. Then, throws it at the Fortress.

[TableSalt]

"HOLY forget! ACTIVATE COUNTERMEASSSURREEEES!"

prevent this with countercountermeasures measures

[armyman12313]

UNLEASH A HUGE loving CARPET BOMB ALL OVER THAT stuffTY FORTRESS WITH THE B52

"HOLY forget! ACTIVATE COUNTERMEASSSURREEEES, he alssoo called my fortressss stuffty, How rude."

"Burn that icy bird!"

*Activate a shield so that even if the countermeasures were countered that I would be safe, probably a cowardly move on my part but whatever.*

[Ayebee123]

he alssoo called my fortressss stuffty, How rude."

"IT IS stuff!"
I proceed to throw some bombs at the fortress also, but weaker.

[armyman12313]

"I held special grudges against both of you ssssick forgeterssss"

[ZeÜberMedic!]

Arm An EMP Device.

Also open up that MOA factory

"LORD ARMYMAN, HAS GRANTED ME THESE POWERS!"
          "JOIN HIM, YOU WONT REGRET IT!"

[SWAT One]

Shift focus down to ZeÜberMedic and fire UIA quad-railgun shots at him.
Fire UB Railgun, close-proximity burst shot at ZeÜberMedic.
Fire UIA Main Cannon at ZeÜberMedic.

Fire Thunderbolt Cannon at MOA factory to disable it.

Deploy entire AI Ranged Combat Division and attack the Mobile Fortress from a distance.

Re-manufacture HVACS-1.

Kalem forever banishes ZeÜberMedic from the UB, AI+, NH & UIA, and re-configures the revival chambers to not pick up his life signature.

[lord techno]

Tuevon is seated in Nova's Chamber in an armchair, holding a number of white paper cards in one hand. Nova rests opposite him, with two workers cleaning her catepillar body.

	'Procure'.
	To obtain something with care and effort.
	Great.  Now how about 'calamity'?
	An event causing great and sudden damage.
	Good. 'Boisterous'.
	Rowdy, or wild.
	(checks card)
	Almost. The first definition is 'Noisy, energetic, and cheerful; rowdy.' The second is 'Wild or stormy.' in the case of weather. Next word... 'Palatable'
	. . . mm.
	. . . Pleasant . . taste?
	Yes, that is correct . . . (checks card) for the first definition: 'Concerning food or drink, pleasant to taste'. But also, it can also be used if you 'find an action or proposal acceptable or satisfactory'.
	. . .
	. . . Like for instance, if I asked you if you wanted to take a trip to the lake, and it sounded good to you, but you weren't exactly thrilled about it. Make sense?
	. . .Yeah.
	You . . . seem distracted. Do we need to take a break? (Reaches out to worker, casually passing by to his right, scratching the worker next to him)
	It would be nice if we could do something else . . .
	Maybe . . . a game?!
	. . . Hm . . .
	Well . . . before I came to you, I used to live somewhere else. Would you like to see where I lived when I was younger?
	I . . Suppose. It could be fun.
	You should probably ask the rest of your family if they're okay with you coming with . . .
	(She glances to the workers around her, seeming to share some sort of mental connection with them) (After a brief moment, they back away and lie down, seeming to accept)
	Alright. I'll come along.
	Great! Come along, then. (Tuevon takes out an earpiece from his pocket and affixes it to the right side of his head, switching it on.) Kalem, you there? I'm bringing the Queen . . . Yeah, now . . . Can you send a train? . . . . Thanks! Okay, Nova, follow me.

[Nicepoint]

The LTS targets ZeUberMedic

The Pulsar Cannon concentrates on ZeUberMedic

The SOBP fires a piercing round at the fortress.

The Destroyer fires it's railgun at ZeUberMedic.

[Redconer]

FIRE AT THE FORTRESS' HEART.

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE END

[lord techno]

Turn 141 Results

Bloo Kirby the 2nd completes the improvised explosive and plants it on Chaos ZeUberMedic's face. It detonates shortly after, inflicting 565 explosive damage.

Rabbot32 begins constructing Mecha Sonic.

TheMrDoors shoots Chaos ZeUberMedic in the eye, inflicting 615 physical damage.

MicroEDGE takes out a concussion grenade, pulls the pin, and tosses it at the Armored Fortress. Inflicting 200(-60%) explosive damage.

Ayebee123 chucks several bombs at the Armored Fortress, inflicting 410(-60%), 435(-60%), and 375(-60%) explosive damage.

The L.T.S pinpoints Chaos ZeUberMedic.

The Pulsar Cannon focuses it's beam on Chaos ZeUberMedic. Inflicting 200 energy damage.

The S.O.B.P fires a piercing round at the Armored Fortress. Inflicting 865 piercing damage.

The Destroyer fires it's railgun at Chaos ZeUberMedic. Inflicting 780 physical damage.

Redconer fires his configured railgun at the Armored Fortress. The shot pierces the armor and impacts the fusion generator inside, inflicting 325 piercing damage. Hitting this target has triggered an event.

The Ultimate Indra's Arrow & The Underground Bunker
coordinate in perfect sync, firing both of their armaments of railguns, and the UIA fully firing it's main cannon at Chaos ZeUberMedic. All 3 forms of attack impacting simultaneously and inflicting 30,780 physical/energy damage.

The thunderbolt cannon is fired on the MOA factory, which shuts it down for good.

The ranged combat drones have been re-deployed!

AEGIS-1, 2, 3, 4, & 5 focus their fire on the Armored Fortress. Inflicting 780(-60%) energy damage.

HVACS-2, 3, 4, 5 circle strafe the Armored Fortress, inflicting 625(-60%) physical damage.
{MEGABOSS}
Phase 1


Chaos Armyman
Corrupted Soldier turned General
∞/∞
Afflicted with: Invulnerable
Takes no damage


Armored Fortress
Titanic Mobile Weapons Platform
284/10,000
5,000/5,000
Afflicted with: Hyper Armor
Takes 55% reduced damage.
Afflicted with: Armor Reconfiguration
Armor reconfigures periodically, dispelling any 'Armor' debuffs and disrupting continuous attacks.
Afflicted with: Chaos Ammunition
Attacks made by the fortress will inflict debuffs.
Afflicted with: Pinpointed
Defense reduced by 25%, Speed reduced by 40%.
Afflicted with: Armor Corrosion
Gradually loses 5% defense up to a maximum of 20%
Defense Lost: 5%

The Armored Fortress's main reactor suffers critical damage from the shot that pierced it, resulting in a catastrophic short circuit, inflicting 3,000 TRUE damage to the Armored Fortress, as well as dispelling Multi-Weapon Mainframe.

The Armored Fortress deploys numerous AA cannons to counteract Failbros2's bomber attack, however TableSalt uses magic to temporarily disable the cannons, allowing failbros to perform his carpet bomb, dealing 1565(-60%) explosive damage.

BOSS MINIONS


Chaos ZeUberMedic
Traitorous Turncoat
[DEAD]
Afflicted with: loving Died
The burning you feel? It is shame.

Chaos Zeubermedic gets completely and utterly destroyed by the UIA.

Nobody is dead.
[Allies]
[Bestiary]
[Active Effects]

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE START

The fortress is on it's last legs! Finish it off! But be warned, it's unlikely destroying it will end the battle just yet.

[TableSalt]

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