dumb ways to die

[mate]

hit CTRL+K and spawn a shark and touch it and fall from somewhere really high (i did this cause i am bored)

[Ad Bot]

[Copy Kirby]

killing yourself over a internet forum

[Master Matthew²]

Post a thread on the wrong board and get ban-hammered in the head.
oh, and incase this gets moved, this was in off topic.

[tikitai]

Self Delete by stab

[Perry]

when your first thread is about killing yourself

[Master Matthew²]

being an obvious alt, and making your first thread a stuffpost.

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Being Killed by a spider

[Nix the Glaceon]

urethral prolapse

[Merp]

kicked off a cliff and falling down it comedically

[Whackin]

being an obvious alt, and making your first thread a stuffpost.

can you seriously just shut your dumb cunt mouth jesus christ

[Drydess]

carrot

[Copy Kirby]

Post a thread on the wrong board and get ban-hammered in the head.
oh, and incase this gets moved, this was in off topic.

being an obvious alt, and making your first thread a stuffpost.

can you get banned already jesus loving christ your obnoxious

[Nix the Glaceon]

not being a dog on survival's server

[Zotron]

succumb to the flu vaccine

[TheABELBOTO]

Reading op's posts