Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[Malleo100]

To play this game you're given a situation, with the first dude making light of a situation starting with "Fortunately" while the next person makes the situation bad starting with "Unfortunately", then the cycle begins again

Ex.
Billy: Jimbo goes to the store
Johnny: Fortunately he has love with an employee in the storeroom
Henry: Unfortunately he gets AIDS
Fred: Fortunately thats his special interest

I'll start
You walk to work

[Ad Bot]

[Rabbot32]

Fortunely, you have a well paying job.

[Copy Kirby]

unfortunately its a job you hate
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[crazy54311]

Fortunately its well paying

[Frequency]

unfortunately, you still hate it

[Marios]

Fortunately, work is a three minute walk from home.

[Copy Kirby]

Unfortunately there is a forgetton of traffic

[Marios]

Fortunately, the traffic is all on the street, and the pavements are just normal.

[MoltenKitten]

unfortunately you have polio making walking impossible

[cromartini]

Fortunately, you have a giant ass mech with wheels.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Unfortunately, you forgot the batteries.

[Malleo100]

Fortunately, it's solar powered

[Refticus]

unfortunately, there's a solar eclipse happening

[Drydess]

fortunately you have backup generators with power

[CRITAWAKETS]

Unfortunately they require uranium to run and you dont have any.