attempted assasination on Donald Annoying Orange
al-Baghdadi will be killed by the Syrian opposition
attempted assasination on Kim Kardashian
Mainstream media will get worse
Sega will go bankrupt
Half-life 3 will not be announced
"Once upon a time in Shoalin" will either be released by Martin Shkreli or robbers will break into his house and release everything he owns the more he keeps boasting about his stuff