What I especially love about this situation is that he has spent the last year trolling the forums about his exclusive club and how we're all very unfortunate not to be in it.
Then he needs some chump change and he has to come crawling to the rest of the forums to try and get it. Like honestly what have you actually accomplished in life so far tony? Most 26 year olds I know are in their prime - i'd seriously start considering some life changes.