what disease would you die from?

[Perry]

antibiotics have become ineffective and now a new wave of superbugs are infecting the planet

what disease will you die from?

[Ad Bot]

[hillkill]

polio or aids

[Whackin]

perrypostium

[Perry]

perrypostium

the silent killer

[Mardalf]

anything leathel

HEJS maybe?

[Aide33]

aids33

[carolcat]

whichever is the least painful

[Tayasaurus]

I'd die from gunshot disease

[SeventhSandwich]

if all these anti-sitting people are correct, then I'm going to die from everything at once

[Rigel]

Anti sitting?


Anyway, i'd die from eye stuff. Or maybe eye stuff and stomach stuff at the same time. It'll be painful.

[SeventhSandwich]

Anti sitting?

Yeah, all these people who write all those fancy articles about how sitting will kill you. I imagine that they're all a bunch of stuck-up jerks in suits who sleep upright, work at standing desks, and wear leg braces 24/7.

[SuperSuit12]

I swear all these doctor visits I've had to go to are driving me insane and eventually I'm going to be like "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY MORE DOCTORS" and die of something minor because I won't see a doctor

[Perry]

Yeah, all these people who write all those fancy articles about how sitting will kill you. I imagine that they're all a bunch of stuck-up jerks in suits who sleep upright, work at standing desks, and wear leg braces 24/7.

forget those upstarts, trying to take my sitting rights away from me
come down here and we'll show you how real americans sit