Author Topic: ITT: It's the Medieval Times  (Read 6028 times)

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Guys wherefore didst yond no more brain than stone dragon burneth down mine own house.
(TRANSLATION: Guys why did that stupid dragon burn down my house)

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« Last Edit: December 22, 2016, 10:59:11 PM by Dark Blockland Guard alt. »






Thou getest fable noon ytoold for me;
For Paul, that writeth unto Thymothee,
Repreveth hem that weyven soothfastnesse,
And tellen fables and swich wrecchednesse
   Why sholde I sowen draf out of my fest,
Whan I may sowen whete, if that me lest?
For which I seye, if that yow list to heere
Moralitee and vertuous mateere,
And thanne that ye wol yeve me audience,
   I wol ful fayn, at Cristes reverence,
Do yow plesaunce leefful, as I kan.
But trusteth wel, I am a southren man,
I kan nat geeste 'rum, ram, ruf,' by lettre,
Ne, God woot, ryn holde I but litel bettre;
   And therfore, if yow list - I wol nat glose -
I wol yow telle a myrie tale in prose
To knytte up al this feeste, and make an ende.
And Jhesu, for his grace, wit me sende
To shewe yow the wey, in this viage,
   Of thilke parfit glorious pilgrymage
That highte Jerusalem celestial.
And if ye vouche sauf, anon I shal
Bigynne upon my tale, for which I preye
Telle youre avys, I kan no bettre seye.
    But nathelees, this meditacioun
I putte it ay under correccioun
Of clerkes, for I am nat textueel;
I take but the sentence, trusteth weel.
Therfore I make protestacioun
   That I wol stonde to correccioun.

Edit: I do believe this would be a good time to advertise the heraldry thread.


which medieval are we talking here
dark ages?
high medieval?
low medieval?

(entire town catches a plague)

which medieval are we talking here
dark ages?
high medieval?
low medieval?
Dark Ages
like Dragons, Princesses, Knights, Bandits, Kings, etc.
(BTW, this is supposed to be set in the year 948)

Dark Ages
like Dragons, Princesses, Knights, Bandits, Kings, etc.
(BTW, this is supposed to be set in the year 948)
Meaht ðu, min wine, mece gecnawan,
þone þin fæder to gefeohte bær
under heregriman hindeman siðe,
dyre iren, þær hyne Dene slogon,
weoldon wælstowe, syððan Wiðergyld læg,
æfter hæleþa hryre, hwate Scyldungas?
Nu her þara banena byre nathwylces
frætwum hremig on flet gæð,
morðres gylpeð, ond þone maðþum byreð,
þone þe ðu mid rihte rædan sceoldest.

Edit:
What I'm trying to subtly imply is that you guys don't seem to have a grasp of the different time periods.
This is unimportant, but my earliest recorded ancestor, Ragnar Lothbrok, lived during the 8th-9th century.
948 was still the "viking" era.
1066 was when it went from Old English (above) to Middle English (my previous post) due to the Norman conquest.
The Crusades were around 1096 (First Crusade)-1189 (Third Crusade).
The Canterbury Tales, an example of Middle English (which my previous post is from) were 1387-1400.
The Roman Empire finally fell in 1453.
Shakespeare, an example of Early Modern English, lived from 1564-1616.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2016, 11:13:41 PM by Magus »

Dark Ages
like Dragons, Princesses, Knights, Bandits, Kings, etc.
>dragons
roland is that you


dear diary;
some stupid peasants called me a cox comb, going to cast magic missile towards their village tonight.
-TheAbelboto, Wizard.