Author Topic: forget Christmas shopping (Read 1033 times)

Perry · December 25, 2016, 09:50:43 PM

Saint Nick just robbed me of around 600 dollars and I haven't even received a Christmas card yet. forget me

Enjoy christmas while it lasts because once you're older it'll just be burning money in your face for no loving reason goddamnit

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Master Matthew² · December 25, 2016, 10:15:11 PM

Quote from: Perry on December 25, 2016, 09:50:43 PM

Enjoy christmas while it lasts because once you're older it'll just be burning money in your face for no loving reason goddamnit

Eh, I don't know what you're talking about.
What is this christmas ya speak of?

Happy Han-nuke ya

DestroyerOfBlocks · December 25, 2016, 10:16:01 PM

just pretend to be jewish

The Resonte! · December 25, 2016, 10:16:58 PM

just pretend to be the grinch

Master Matthew² · December 25, 2016, 10:18:19 PM

Quote from: DestroyerOfBlocks on December 25, 2016, 10:16:01 PM

just pretend to be jewish

He, knows what's up in the smoke.

Quote from: The Resonte! on December 25, 2016, 10:16:58 PM

just pretend to be the grinch

Ha, jokes on you, the grinch ended up loving christmas alot.

Perry · December 25, 2016, 10:19:38 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew² on December 25, 2016, 10:15:11 PM

Eh,

Quote from: Master Matthew² on December 25, 2016, 10:18:19 PM

He, Ha,

What,

TheABELBOTO · December 25, 2016, 10:19:49 PM

Quote from: Perry on December 25, 2016, 09:50:43 PM

Saint Nick just robbed me of around 600 dollars

See this is what I warning people about having a black santa.

Perry · December 25, 2016, 10:20:54 PM

Quote from: DestroyerOfBlocks on December 25, 2016, 10:16:01 PM

just pretend to be jewish

shut up yew

Quote from: TheABELBOTO on December 25, 2016, 10:19:49 PM

See this is what I warning people about having a black santa.

but having a white santa means hanging all the misbehaving soot covered children from the tree like ornaments

Master Matthew² · December 25, 2016, 10:21:13 PM

Quote from: Perry on December 25, 2016, 10:19:38 PM

What,

I don't know what you're trying to say here, its not some ARG, if that's what you're thinking.

I don't do stupid bullstuff like that.

Quote from: Perry on December 25, 2016, 10:20:54 PM

but having a white santa means hanging all the misbehaving soot covered children from the tree like ornaments

Better than Black Santa selling his own children into slavery

Perry · December 25, 2016, 10:23:50 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew² on December 25, 2016, 10:21:13 PM

Better than Black Santa selling his own children into slavery

better than santa's elves throwing presents at innocent unarmed coal colored children?

TheABELBOTO · December 25, 2016, 10:26:04 PM

Master Matthew will only sit on white Santa's lap if you what I mean

The Resonte! · December 25, 2016, 10:27:57 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew² on December 25, 2016, 10:18:19 PM

Ha, jokes on you, the grinch ended up loving christmas alot.

pretend to be the grinchier grinch

Master Matthew² · December 25, 2016, 10:30:41 PM

Quote from: TheABELBOTO on December 25, 2016, 10:26:04 PM

Master Matthew will only sit on white Santa's lap if you what I mean

Jokes on you, that's not santa, its actually phil

DestroyerOfBlocks · December 25, 2016, 10:40:38 PM

reading matthews jokes is like

Master Matthew² · December 25, 2016, 10:46:01 PM

Quote from: DestroyerOfBlocks on December 25, 2016, 10:40:38 PM

reading matthews jokes is like

Meh, I'm more of a musician then a comedian. (Although I apparently make comedic face expressions, ~~Might have A Robbie Rotten 2.0 here.~~)