Author Topic: the time traveller's archive  (Read 3329 times)

this topic will serve as an archive log for all time travel related phenomenons and blogging

you may see posts in here that you don't remember making referring to events that you don't remember happening. don't worry. you'll understand when you're older.

you may end up saying really dumb things. don't worry. that's supposed to happen. sort of.

in the future this thread already exists with an absurd number of posts.
so i might as well make it right now because literally the earlier the better









rules:

  • no spoilers about the future. things will get confusing.
  • no private messaging to your past/future self. things get confusing. and probably awkward.
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  • don't ask about time travel. trust me. it'll make sense eventually.
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  • don't get depressed about how your future selves are far better than you in every way
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  • don't get depressed about how your past selves are far better than you in every way
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  • remember that it's rude to use your past-self's forum account while you're there. leave an apology to your past self after using it. your future self will thank you for it.
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  • unless you want to unmake the universe, don't defy causality
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  • for the love of assrichard don't make out with yourself



    for reference, this idea came from the year 2019.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2016, 07:13:09 PM by The Resonte! »

It was pretty cool when I forgeted that hollow corn dog

Remember when TheResonte went to jail in 2018 for owning CP? that was wild man

when did i post this


It was pretty cool when I forgeted that hollow corn dog
i mean... as long as you didn't eat it afterwards...

in the future everyone eats chinese food. dystopia

Remember when Flowey joined CIA in 2017? that was also wild man.

in the future everyone eats chinese food. dystopia
if all food is chinese food, does that mean that chinese food is just food


if all food is chinese food, does that mean that chinese food is just food
the word 'food' by itself will be outlawed. whenever you refer to food you have to say chinese food. dystopia

2020 beats 2016 for most terrible year - our lord and savior Annoying Orange didnt get reelected

applebees goes out of business in 2047

  • for the love of assrichard don't make out with yourself
i defied this rule a day from now, oh what a terrible mistake that was

i can confirm that this forum's userbase will be more or less the same in 20 years

2019: Hillary's new electoral campaign is teering at a solid 60% with running mate disgraced South Korean president Park Geun-hye. She has received solid endorsements from failed leader David Cameron and record-low approval French Minister François Hollande. A new upstart, 'Sernie Banders' is filling auditoriums and inspiring youth, but she insists she is the only one with a chance at that big seat. Rumors that she is kept alive through forced respiration have been strictly denied.

i remember there being a chainban on page 27

i wonder when that will inevitably happen