Author Topic: I can't stop eating lip balm  (Read 2039 times)

Bear with me for a second. I got this cranberry orange flavored lip balm from the store the other day because my lips were literally falling off. It tastes so loving good and i can't stop putting it on my lips because it's so loving delicious

is there something wrong with me? can someone just take me out into the bush and shoot me in the back of the neck? help i'm literally addicted to this stuff


throw it away and get lip balm that tastes like nothing




you don't understand it tastes like pure sugar
so just eat pure sugar my man

pucker up buttercup

maybe replace it with foul-tasting lip balm

or chain yourself to the wall to get rid of your addiction

at least you aren't having purple drank anymore
it sounds like you have either genetic addiction or stupidity considering how often things like this have happened

"We'll have those Bros eating lip balm for the next 200 years"
                                                            -LBJ

Man speaking of eating I should've bought some snacks for late night. All I have now are kiwis and lemonade iced tea :C

Cranberry orange is great, I don't blame you.

update: i ran out and i'm going into withdrawal

see you on TLC
kek, first thing i thought when i saw the topic. i've only ever seen this kind of stuff on that show my strange addiction.