hey there fellow black guys!
its about to be a new year
and heres a few things that we think that you could do a little bit better in 2017
*title card and music plays*
first off, try to stop murdering each other so much!
can we all just agree that black lives matter is a terrorist organization that openly supports murdering cops and fire fighters? theres no need to over complicate it.
also #bluelivesmatter isn't a thing.
cops are white and dont let blacks commit crimes. right?
i mean yeah! kill them all!
stop bragging about shooting other blacks/running from the cops/doing drugs/disrespecting women
learn what consent is, and stop raping white women.
oh and if you're working for the DNC, dont sneak your candidate debate questions in advance
we all love kanye west. and yes hes american. so of course hes going to care about his country. im talkin to u cnn
feel free to take obama, u guys can have him
you know what you did obama (treason + supplying CIA with money and weapons)
nobody who has black friends will admit to it.