Imma see if I can do it from memory...
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[Some Doots and doot-doo-doos]
AwwHHHH! {Noise from Mark Ronson}
This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold!
This one's for dem hood girls them good girls, straight MASTERPIECES!
Stylin', While in, livin' it up the city!
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent, gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty! (Smooch!)
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I'm too HOT!
(Hot Damn!)
Call The Police and the Fireman!
I'm too HOT!
(Hot Damn!)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man!
I'm too HOT!
(Hot Damn!)
Say my name, you know who I am, I'm too HOT!
Am I bad about that money! (Break it down!)
Girls hit your hallelujah! (Woo!)
Girls hit your hallelujah! (Woo!)
GIRLS hit your hallelujah! 'Cause Uptown Funk 'gon give it to ya!
(Cause Uptown Funk 'gon give it to ya!)
(Saturday night, are we in the spot?!)- DON'T BELIEVE ME? JUST WATCH!
[Some instrumental stuff...]
Don't believe me just watch!
[Instrumental]
Don't believe me just watch!
Hey, hey, hey- OH!
(STOP! Wait a minute!)
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it!
Take a sip, sign the check! Julio, get the strech!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood; Jackson, Mississippi!
If we show up, we 'gon show out, smoother than a fresh jar 'o Skippy! {Meaning Peanut Butter}
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I'm too HOT!
(Hot Damn!)
Call The Police and the Fireman!
I'm too HOT!
(Hot Damn!)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man!
I'm too HOT!
(Hot Damn!)
Bitch, say my name, you know who I am, I'm too HOT!
Am I bad about that money! (Break it down!)
Girls hit your hallelujah! (Woo!)
Girls hit your hallelujah! (Woo!)
GIRLS hit your hallelujah! 'Cause Uptown Funk 'gon give it to ya!
(Cause Uptown Funk 'gon give it to ya!)
(Saturday night, are we in the spot?!) - DON'T BELIEVE ME? JUST WATCH!
[Instrumental]
Don't believe me? Just watch!
[Instrumental]
Don't believe me? Just watch! (Uh)
Don't believe me? Just watch! (Uh)
DON'T believe Me?! Just WAtch!
DON'T BELIEVE Me?! Just WATCH!
Hey, hey, hey, OH!
[More Doots and doot-doo-doots]
Before we leave, lemme tell-ya'll-a-little-somethin'.
Up-town funk you up!
Uptown funk you up!
(I said), Up-town funk you up,
Uptown funk you UP!
Come on,
DANCE!
Jump on it!
If you lovey then flaunt it!
If you freaky then OWN it!
Don't brag about it come show me! (Come on!)
DANCE!
Jump on it!
If you lovey then flaunt it!
Well, it's Saturday night and we in the spot!
DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!
[Instrumental]
Don't believe me just watch!
[Instrumental]
Don't believe me just watch!
Hey, hey, hey- OH!
(UP-town funk you up, uptown funk you up!)
Say WHAT?
(UP-town funk you up, uptown funk you up!)
[Slight Instrumental]
(UP-town funk you up, uptown funk you up!)
Woo!
{And then at some point it ends with another "AWHHH!" from Mark Ronson}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6w3j7cWa0