if you eat poisoned food are you committing Self Delete or being murdered

[Perry]

what if you poison someone's food and they poison yours and you both eat it at the same time. murder? double Self Delete? mexican standoff?

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[SeventhSandwich]

what if you poison someone's food and they poison yours and you both eat it at the same time. murder? double Self Delete? mexican standoff?

double-Self Delete. if you're poisoning someone's food, chances you've got a feud and you should have expected he'd poison you back.

[Perry]

double-Self Delete. if you're poisoning someone's food, chances you've got a feud and you should have expected he'd poison you back.

but its more of a game of chicken. you might be like, 'i'm going to poison her but she won't know she's being poisoned' or you can be reverse and say 'if im smart enough to poison her she's going to poison me'

but what if both people don't know they're being poisoned but know they're poisoning the other

[SeventhSandwich]

but what if both people don't know they're being poisoned but know they're poisoning the other

unfathomable.

[Blockhead22102]

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[Perry]

unfathomable.

no its fathomable. what if you poison drink a, and she poisons drink b, and you give each other the drinks. so she's going to drink a and you're going to drink b. you both don't know that youre poisoning each other, you only know you're poisoning the other person.

thnk about it its perfectly possible

[SeventhSandwich]

no its fathomable. what if you poison drink a, and she poisons drink b, and you give each other the drinks. so she's going to drink a and you're going to drink b. you both don't know that youre poisoning each other, you only know you're poisoning the other person.

see I've got kind of an expanded definition of Self Delete. If you drive off a cliff 'cause you're too dumb to turn, that's Self Delete. If you walk into a Brazilian favela wearing a Prada suit and gold jewelry, that's Self Delete.

likewise if you're gonna go poisoning someone, you should at least guess that they'll counter-poison. if you don't, that's Self Delete, man.

whenever I eat food, I offer a little bit to the person next to me so that I can tell whether it's poisoned. that's why I'm not dead via Self Delete.

[RedGajin]

no its fathomable. what if you poison drink a, and she poisons drink b, and you give each other the drinks. so she's going to drink a and you're going to drink b. you both don't know that youre poisoning each other, you only know you're poisoning the other person.

thnk about it its perfectly possible

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[IkeTheGeneric]

but what if both people don't know they're being poisoned but know they're poisoning the other

Then it's a double homicide. Both acted on the intent to commit homicide through poisoned food, and were not aware of their food being poisoned.

[Perry]

what about counter counter poison

[beachbum111111]

Self Delete is murder. You are killing yourself.

Look at how loving pretentious I am

[IkeTheGeneric]

what about counter counter poison

If you are eating food that you know is poisoned, you are committing Self Delete. If you are eating food somebody else poisoned, you are being murdered. If you are poisoning food with the intent to feed it to somebody unwitting, you are committing murder.

[beachbum111111]

If you are eating food that you know is poisoned, you are committing Self Delete. If you are eating food somebody else poisoned, you are being murdered. If you are poisoning food with the intent to feed it to somebody unwitting, you are committing murder.

What if your feeding 6 people (including yourself) but you needed to kill one of them so you poisoned the ones food, but then you got all the plates mixed up.

[The Resonte!]

Self Delete is murder. You are killing yourself.

huh you know thats actually a good answer

What if your feeding 6 people (including yourself) but you needed to kill one of them so you poisoned the ones food, but then you got all the plates mixed up.

then its a new sport

[IkeTheGeneric]

What if your feeding 6 people (including yourself) but you needed to kill one of them so you poisoned the ones food, but then you got all the plates mixed up.

Then you're probably handicapped.