Author Topic: i am a water bottle ama  (Read 1415 times)


reenact the ending to sausage party

water you waiting for?

have you seen the 1000 degree knife


Can i pour you all over me?



how to heat up a topic in just 3 seconds
looks like things are getting STEAMY in here~

do it in a seductive way
Isn't it a thing where a person leans back over a chair and has a bucket of water poured onto them? I want to do that



Can I put you in my soda machine making thingie

reenact the ending to sausage party
ok tune in this saturday

water you waiting for?
water

have you seen the 1000 degree knife
no and i wish not to
he killed my grandpappy

can i drink your fluids
yes

Can i pour you all over me?
yes

do it in a seductive way
heck yes dude

where do you work
bed bath and beyond

Can I put you in my soda machine making thingie
no im sorry im an independent water bottle and have to make my own choices from now on